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phishphry84.bsky.social
Your old pal Drew. Phish, baseball, fuck Trump, blah blah blah
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My religious jersey friends didn't think it was funny when I said that Jesus cost me a c note because I bet the over on 3.5 days

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It's a real pube-on-the-shared-office-bathroom-toilet-seat kind of a day

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone seeing Trey 3/28 in Clearwater? I'm gonna keep asking until I find someone!!! Lol

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

#MILKSHAKE

submitted 123 days ago • 187 comments

Can't afford a medical card. FML.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with consorting with all you damn dirty hippies is that I'm convinced I can dance but when I'm around norms I look like a lunatic

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Love my Phish celebrity couples. An I meeting anyone on Trey tour? Who knows?????

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Just ate a pickle

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

The NY gag was fuck you, here's icculus. Amazing. Love tf out of these weirdos

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

That icculus might be my new favorite Phish song ever because fuck you, and fuck me

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Getting several unsolicited requests for "relief dollars" per day. Sorry. No

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

X exists for me to shit post, and nothing else

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Oh god oh fuck my dog is a vicious killer....

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

submitted 154 days ago • 750 comments

Love y'all. Tryna make sense of it all and make a go of it on my own. Signing off. Have this classic song. Peace, love, and chicken grease... open.spotify.com/track/0DAmSY...

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

@gailbennington.bsky.social even though he has the urges that are lurking deep down.... Thanks again. Y'all make a difference in our lives

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

@gailbennington.bsky.social it was a tough few weeks and you all really make a difference in a lot of people's lives. Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and know that we all love being part of the inside jokes, feeling like we're at the table with you, and my ma says she'd cook for Chris...

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

@gailbennington.bsky.social Hey Gail and Bennington crew. I just wanted to take a few minutes to thank you all on Christmas Eve. The last few weeks have been a bit tough, but going into the closet after telling you about Muppet Family Christmas really helped me out. Thanks! youtu.be/Bi9qSKZuvC4?...

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Lost my health insurance because my potato brain doesn't understand English. $4k deductible means no shrink and P meds will cost a significant amount of my paycheck every month. But the murder hornet has been eradicated in the US so, happy holidays, friends! 🥹

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Can medical professionals in movies stop saying "she's in shock!!!" Please? Kthx

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Missing my Gramma a bit today. This was her favorite Christmas song open.spotify.com/track/7kWD5f...

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I thought I reached my anxiety threshold but now there's a countdown til a commercial counter on screen?

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Die Hard hits so fucking hard

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