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forgot to send this to @patgallen.bsky.social but i saw this beast of a jersey leaving CBP yesterday

Edmundo said “my parents, because they have passed” and that was a heartbreaking little moment as ridiculous names were being thrown around

the junebarian

“Kemp’s Shemps” (the group does Three Stooges routines the entire game and misses every single pitch)

phillies baseball catch the fever

watching bohm spike his helmet:

Otto Kemp.

how is Otto Kemp supposed to break the IronPigs single season HBP record now? thanks a lot, Bryce

some of you can’t handle 2 low agency males experiencing rain for the first time

Weird that you would start your bullpen guy with the lowest ERA in LF. Now you can’t pitch him unless you want lose your DH.

The Show has Weston Wilson in the Phillies bullpen lol

PSA: it’s pronounced RAHN-hell

Mick Abel is the first pitcher in at least the last 125 seasons with 5+ innings, no walks and 1 or 0 runs allowed in each of his first two MLB appearances

thinkin about poor jt

when i hear RAV4 i think of “making a murderer” and the phillies getting destroyed in the 4th inning (i will never buy a RAV4)

it’s the AUAB4th inning

et tu, rhys

thank you, pennsylvania

all my love to the Swillies, but push alerts for this is News (America’s Version)

good for him. he was grinding in the minors for a while now and his numbers this year were insane (smallish sample size, but still)

i live for this type of beautiful nonsensical feat

i fell asleep before brandon marsh became tyler goeddel incarnate

MAXIMILLIAN AFTER MIDNIGHT

"Wienies, start your engines!"