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My dad named me Jabroni right before he left. It's "A Boy Named Sue" type of situation. Comedy writer and stereotypical Hollywood bad boy. Please believe me!
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Whoa! Hats off to ABC News reporter Matt Gutman for keeping his cool yesterday. This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping.

a woman just trying to get home gets shot

Woke up on Friday and, for some reason, decided to officially join the 1000 pound club. I've never done these 3 lifts on the same day before, and I probably won't again for a long time, lol. 1st - 495 deadlift 2nd - 405 squat 3rd - 185 bench Total: 1085 lbs #1000poundclub #powerlifting

#Letemknow

If cockroaches are considered noble beasts, I'm in a whole mess of trouble

They're chanting "Kendrick" at the bar lmao

Drake's gotta retire lmao

We've got rain in Los Angeles!

SMH, this is such mid English

I absolutely loved the portrayal of Johnny Cash in #acompleteunknown as a fun drunk

no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird

Hang the banner, Akron.

doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked

OHIO STATE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

Ohio State joins Northern Illinois as the only teams to beat Notre Dame this year.

WHERE IS HE?

Doink! #ohiostate

It's a Cavalanche! #Cavs

texans should bring caitlin clark down to the field because she can actually hit a 3

There's just a completely different set of rules in Kansas City, huh? #chiefstexans

William Henry Harrison was a real patriot because he was inaugurated outside in the cold without a coat. Modern presidents are too feeble to do so. I fear, because of #woke

Juuuuuust a bit outside... RIP Bob Uecker 💙🕊