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Here’s a way the government can save money: two weeks ago I took a mandatory online training. This week there was an update to it so I have to take the whole damn thing again. There’s some damn waste someone can fix

During my former life, I accepted being shot at, dodging IEDs and the occasional rocket…Let me tell you, waking up to yet another Fork in the Road email knowing it originated from a 19-y/o incel at the behest of an oligarch has me enraged like never before.

Lock him up news.yahoo.com/u-government...

Today my work husband told me I remind him of the comic @kathleenmadigan.bsky.social and I could not be more pleased. Ultimate work persona unlocked 🤣🖤 #IDGAF

Don't take it.

Just a reminder, apropos of nothing going on today, that you can mute words here on bluesky and set timeframes for when they will be unmuted. 💙

In a room 1.25 hours after my a appointment was supposed to start. Nice creative spin by the nurse: “sorry for the wait; you’re the next patient so it was a good thing you didn’t have to rush to get here after all.” 🤣🤣🤣

Lady at doc checkout is having a fit that they want her credit card for her copay. She wants them to bill it. 🙄 like are you new here???

Good thing I busted my ass to drive 90 minutes to this doctor appointment that was supposed to begin at 9:30. We were just informed that he is literally in the air right now on a delayed flight. 🤬

Lady in my doc waiting room is here w her elderly mother and is belittling her in front of everyone. I’m about to go off on her. Can’t wait to see what my BP is when they call me in

Is there an orange juice shortage in the world or is the lack of OJ at McDonald’s the new “sorry, ice cream machine is broken”?

Why are we still using the term “water cooler”? I’ve had a thousand jobs over 30 years and none of them ever included a water cooler. Does anyone younger than 50 even know what that means???

Bacon!!!

Some of you have admired my faithful cat purse, Terry. I linked to the crafter when I first showed you and she sold out, so I just wanted to let you know it looks like she has a couple of black ones back in stock. www.etsy.com/listing/1429...

Waded back into water aerobics this morning wearing a hot pink bikini top. First person I saw said “hi, Barbie” and it made my day 🩷🩷🩷

Binged 22 episodes of Coronation Street last night whilst working on my afghan. All caught up 🤣

Sloth/IDGAF Level 99 unlocked: I no longer bother putting pants on when the door dasher arrives