Profile avatar
piegoblin.bsky.social
Muttonheaded Shabaroon. Lead singer for Nancy Reagan and the Expectorates. "foul woman". "Some maintenance required, will not pass a PPE but serviceably sound for the current job." For press inquiries, please contact Violet Crumbles.
16,258 posts 986 followers 718 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

Abortions for some

I feel like the only people going back to x kind of deserve to be there

Don't we all remember the media circus surrounding the er/friends crossover

Today we saw a man wearing a shirt that read "don't bully me I'll cum" and I then had to find a away to explain it to my 8 year old

Are baby turtles called turtleinis

“The sea, she beckons me…”

Gavin Gruesome, Halloween idea, I'm calling it

17 years of marriage and he's still keeping the romance alive 🥰

Sorry, more Agami Heron. If you get tired of these birds, you might have to mute me for a month! #birds #nature #costarica #herons

Been watching this movie since I was born.

What do you do if you see this sign and if you say u turn or turnout you are dead to me

People's general inability to follow directions is the bane of my existence

My wife knows how much I love the feeling of fresh pillowcases which is why it was such a nice surprise to wake up to her pressing a pillow tightly over my face. She’s always thinking of ways to make me comfy like that

Oh gdi