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What terrible mistakes have you made that require your APIs to be such a wobbly tower of abstractions?

You're a Vibe Coder? But you don't seem nearly smug or condescending enough

Found my outfit for #EMFcamp 2026 https://mastodonapp.uk/@tubemapper/114623770015950201

Perl: 37 years old Python: 34 years old

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"There's no algorithm" is truly a "chemical-free" for our time

Department Q on #Netflix has some #Luther energy

It's starting again https://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/112681759446574868

This is beautiful https://youtu.be/j2rZ_K5ifb8?si=9MC3MUzpXIVulCsZ

Oh it's the Third Of June https://youtu.be/cJZ_ViDADOE?si=khif3mdZoEaOjneg

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#Meme #Memes #SailorMoon #LGBT #LGBTQIA #Gay #Pride #Pride2025 #Anime #Lesbian

Love to battle #hypoglycemia for 35 minutes #t1d

If you're telling me we should leave aside the ethical concerns for the moment, then you *know* that what your advocating is terrible

OH: "Occasionally, you have to cut people's heads off"

General PSA: don’t apply for a job at Canonical. Do NOT apply for a job at Canonical. Treat the blatantly artificially enormous number of job openings they post as the mirages of trickster fae. They are unhinged. Mark Shuttleworth is unhinged. They will drag you through the mud, disrespect you […]

Pride month means I get to post the gay oscilloscope

Oh god I forgot this was happening this week. Avoid Shoreditch, I guess https://chaos.social/@jonty/114353644215589155

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Hoarding syndrome is considered a psychiatric condition, not a crisis for democracy itself -- with one giant exception: When people with hoarding syndrome are born with or come into massive wealth -- suddenly what was once a personal, psychiatric issue can become a crisis for all of society […]

People who definitely know what they're doing being disappointed by whatever Vibe Coding bullshit 🤷‍♀️

War Drums are beating *everywhere* just now https://www.itv.com/news/2025-05-30/school-children-to-be-taught-value-of-armed-forces-under-new-government-plans

Genuinely amazing what you can achieve when you funnel infinity petrodollars into a #football team https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cnv1g944vggo

#6music is just Radio 2 for middle-aged people who don't want to admit they're middle-aged

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"Coming up, we're gonna hear some Gibbons Waking" Impossible to tell if that's a band, or some actual gibbons, on the #Cerys show on #6music

"That is the real reason why Starship was doomed to fail from the beginning. It’s not trying to revolutionise the space industry; if it were, its concept, design, and testing plan would be totally different. Instead, the entire project is optimised to fleece as much money from the US taxpayer as […]

OH: "Occasionally, you have to cut people's heads off"

Holy shit this is a groove https://youtu.be/HpCGKNTPP7c?si=DOhUUmcU8WXHdcPq

Just had a piss behind a tree in Hyde Park lads

If you're telling me we should leave aside the ethical concerns for the moment, then you *know* that what your advocating is terrible

#Sourdough has been baked

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Running for office on a single-issue platform of Smash The Patriarchy