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Marlboro light chewables??

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’m inventing a pouch that can also double as a kind of bag, or satchel

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I wanted to read what @emilystjams.bsky.social had to say about the Deadwood movie and lol

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Party on Interesting Street

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Turning over a large pile of stacks

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Idk why the phrase “music only sounds good when the notes are going up” has similar energy as “one stick of gum has 2,000 callories”

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Music only sounds good when the notes are going up, which is tricky because if they just keep going up the notes will get unbearably high, but if they go up too slowly it’ll be unbearably boring. So the notes must go down sometimes. All things in balance

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I went to a concert tonight and had an epiphany that music only sounds good when the notes are going up

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Me when I’m not vomiting

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I would be so devastated if allegations ever came out about Gonzo

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Me when I go to the bathroom (first)

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I have 5 tips for developing better skills

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I believe we’re experiencing the “damn Daniel-ificiation” of American politics

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

They’re offering me money to take my special clothes off

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Charles Darwin was the first man to suggest that monkeys may actually be okay

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You remind me of yourself when you were your age

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I’m wearing a special suit that makes me invincible

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My coworkers ask why I run such an old version of Linux and I tell them it’s so that I can better optimize my status (when really I’m just randomizing my attributes)

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Guy who says he’s optimizing his status actually just randomizing his attributes

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Deterring enemies by randomizing my attributes

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone seen anything suspicious lately?

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

What hath god wrought!

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

*puts you into a machine*

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

They diagnosed me with normal syndrome

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t even eat dingleberries anymore now that I know what they’re made out of

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