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pimtyanimal.bsky.social
Pim || they/he || Goth Clown || Queer || ND || OFMD || Crochet || 37 || Butthole Buccaneer || OBSESSIVE SHUT IN Please buy my crap - https://ko-fi.com/pimtyanimal
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I missed World Goth Day. Again. Because I never remember when it is. At least EBM Day is easy to remember since the date is 242. 😅

Thought I'd see what would happen if I pretended a plastic ruler was a saw on the back of my hand. Permanent scarring and your guidance teacher calling your mum because she thinks you were self harming instead of just fucking stupid, Pim. That's what. 🤦

Okay, that's TWELVE times now a Lockheed Martin Hercules has flown over today just that I've noticed (and there's another one heading this way) wtaf is going on?!

Yeah, I am no longer having sex with anyone who produces sperm. I hate it here.

Tb to that time a fucking SEA KING went past my kitchen window and landed in the park.

I MADE IT Also there's paper boats everywhere so now I'm thinking about @mooshy.bsky.social Pizza Boys. 🥹

Going to a party tomorrow that I've been really looking forward to so OBVIOUSLY I have several swollen lymph nodes in my neck and around my ears and no energy. I'll go in my jammies, don't try me. 😤

If anyone would like to upgrade their virtual ticket into an in person ticket, I can make that happen for you! Just e-mail!

Top quality meme-ing from @howellingwolf.bsky.social.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WASN'T TRIFLING?!

Don't you trifle. 🙃

My natural hair colour is auburn and it would get really red in the summer when I was younger, and the things people thought it was okay to say to me were unhinged. I can't tell you how many times as a young teen (I'm talking 13/14) I was asked by complete strangers about my pubic hair. 😳

NO AUSTRALIA?!

The pure unbridled excitement of discovering a weird wee band I liked were in Guitar Hero is a feeling I've been chasing for nearly 20 years and now I feel fucking old (and my neighbours probably hate me for playing this so loud 👀)

I'm sure there's plenty more but for some reason rn my brain is fried and the only movies I can think of making me cry are The Green Mile and The Tigger Movie. So I guess The Tigger movie? 🤷

This is the one. This is going to be my standard response from now on.

Istg my psychiatrist only schedules appointments for me when it's torrential rain or a heatwave. This building is like a greenhouse. 😭😭😭