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Welcome back to the 23rd Annual Pan-galactic Punk Picnic and Hockey Tourney! Up next is Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists vs the Salty Selkies! Uh, K'ol? Yes, Bob? Poltergeists already played Selkies. Sorry! Must be a #glitch in the schedule. Or you're the glitch... What's that now? Nothing! #Vss365

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Skiff Tugboat, strolls in naked: How goes? Penelope Clementine Penumbra: Dude, where are you clothes? Skiff: Nudibrunch! PCP: Guy, I said come check out the #nudibranch. Skiff: Oh. PCP: Also, I said meet me at the aquarium. Do you see any eggs and bacon here? Skiff: Ohhh... #Vss365

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Welcome back to the 23rd Annual Pan-galactic Punk Picnic & Hockey Tournament! Up next, semifinals between Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists and the Dutch Predators! Oh man, a whole team of the predators from Predator? No! Not th-- I mean, how do you beat an invisible team? #vss365

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Time, the enemy, The eternal #predator, From birth unto death. #vss365 - Predator #Haiku #PoetrySky

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Dude, what's wrong with your face? I ha' shum work dun. What? Bu' I thing tha cemmials tha plassic surjun use were #toxic. Toxic? More like botoxic! Eh? Get it? Thas terribull. Sorry, couldn't resist. #Vss365

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Semifinal game for Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists in the Pan-galactic Punk Picnic and Hockey Tournament up next! Who they playing, Bob? Well, K'ol, looks like the Naughty Narwhals of Nexus IX. Looks like? Or is, Bob? Is, K'ol, is. Well, why didn't you just say so? And we're outta time... #Vss365

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Penny Clementine Penumbra, #extracting bone #marrow from her elbow pads: I feel terrible. Who knew those skeletal fucks from Osteoporo V played so dirty! Still, we broke em. And we're now in the semifinals of the 23rd Annual Pan-galactic Punk Rock Picnic and Hockey Tournament! #Vss365 #SciFiFri

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#scififri " #Extracting the chip isn't an option," said our technomancer. "It controls too many things: credits, ID, doors." "It also lets them track us wherever we go. We're not a covert operation if they can always find us." "I can disable tracking, leave the other functions intact." "Do it."

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not mine, from Twitter: #SCIFIFRI 05-23-25 Optional Theme: #EXTRACT/#IMPLANT Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ @PromptAdvant @XWritingPrompts #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi Links encouraged, try not to spam ੈ ✩

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Welcome to the 23rd Annual Pan-galactic Punk Rock Picnic and Hockey Tournament! The Salty Selkies vs Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists are up next! What's your call, Bob? Well K'ol, I think the #Selkies will bring salted fish, and poutine from Peach and the band. Um, I meant the game... #Vss365

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Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists take the ice for game 1 at the 23rd annual Pan-galactic Punk Rock Picnic and Hockey Tournament. Playing centre is bassist Penelope Clementine Penumbra, aka PCP. Known for her punishing hits and lethal slapshot, #whimpers are heard from the opposition... #vss365

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The Intergalactic Ice Hockey Tournament starts next week! How's it looking for Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists? Well, with Peach on #defence and Skiff Tugboat in goal-- That's a powerfully tight combo! And Penny Penumbra as-- Woo! stick to throat Interrupt much? faint gurgling #Vss365

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Life can get better, #Anglerfish lure of vain hope, Giving no comfort. #vss365 - Anglerfish #Haiku #PoetrySky

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When Nathan discovered that Pisces XXIII was populated almost entirely by well-to-do #angelfish, he decided to move his dental practice to the planet. His dreams of wealth were cut short, as were most of the fingers on his right hand. #Vss365

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The gold barons of K'tar love pan-galactic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists and offer a gift. Baron Aaron: Your ship is, how do you say? Piece of shit. Let us give you...The #Wraith! Is the Rolls Royce of spaceship! Peach: We're aware of your record of human rights abuses. Get fucked. #Vss365

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Aboard their spaceship the Mirv, somewhere in the Kyannu Array: Peach Schnapps: Watchya watchin? Kurt Kerf2: The #Matrix Trilogy Peach: Again? Ugh. Was not worth making three movies. How can you watch that crap? Wait. I thought I asked the ship's AI to erase them? K2: Did you though? #vss365

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#vss365 English language designed for everything but clarity #clarity #WritingCommunity

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When you #reflect on your last single, do you think The #Reflex Redux was a success or not? Peach Poutine: Well, Duran Duran has always made me want to vomit. So...I just don't give a shit? But the original song dealt with the band's-- Peach, makes barfing noise: Clear? #Vss365 #scififri #clarity

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* copying from Twitter: #SCIFIFRI 05-16-25 Optional Theme: #REFLEX/#REFLECT Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ @PromptAdvant @XWritingPrompts #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩

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The side quest brought much needed #clarity to a quest that had so many twists and turns in it that Rory had started to frown a lot at what was happening and considering cracking out a pen and paper to make sense of it all. Now he knew why everything was happening. He knew where to go. #vss365

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PSA: Due to a recent outbreak of spacepox, several galaxies are now under quarantine What?? Yeah, that asshat 'health advisor' Ar-Effkay claimed the vaccine gave everyone space autism. But, but--we wouldn't be in space without autism!! Some folks have an #immunity to common sense. #vss365

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Going home's a bit tricky for pan-galactic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists (aka The Proof is in the Poutine). They've made some enemies there, especially with their southern neighbours... But the sense of #hiraeth has grown nigh unbearable. Plus, they're out of cheese curds. #Vss365

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The #soporific strains of Penny Poutine's bass lines fade away as Peach Poutine screams into the mike: KICK OUT THE CLAMS MOTHERFUCKER! On Oceanius XII, the proletariat phytoplankton glow in response. Revolution foments. The bourgeois bivalvians were in the soup now. #Vss365

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Midset, all the fans #dissolve into gelatinous piles of goo... Pan-galactic glam punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists are perplexed and alarmed at first, but High Chief Chunk Clod reassures them that this is how the amorphous blobs of Globulus XXIII show adoration. #Vss365

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Pan-galactic parody punks The Proof is in the Poutine's anthemic Total #Eclipse of the Kwik-E-Mart replaces the traditional singalong chorus of whoa with d'oh. It is a smash hit. At least in the Springfield Quadrant. In other galaxies, it just falls apart. #vss365

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