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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing theonion.com/protest...

Wait, he’s baby girl

ICE is going to parks in Los Angeles and kidnapping nannies who are caring for small children The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted Women and children in parks

an “environmental” law was used to extort a high speed rail agency to paying tens of millions for a highway expansion. CEQA is completely broken and impossible to defend at this point

People's reaction to stuff like "Israel bombs Iran" really lays bare how many takes on this site are driven by generalized anxiety disorders

This moment is giving Prop 187/1990s culture wars and Briggs Initiative-1970s helter-skelter stochastic violence all at once. Love it here.

If zohran mamdani wins I will take a six month hiatus from making fun of New York City on the condition that he doesn't reveal himself to be a psycho embarrassment during that time, in which case I will resume

W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”

Counterpoint: Robert E. Lee was a treasonous loser who gladly slaughtered his fellow Americans in defense of slavery while being a mildly above average military tactician. He should’ve been hanged in Lexington.

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

Full support to the anti-ICE protests in San Francisco and nothing but utter contempt for the parasitic wreckers who are piggybacking on it to indulge their own antisemitism www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/m...

Maybe a viral marketing campaign for Tactical Depends to be worn by exurban men who have to venture downtown for a ball game.

“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when you have succeeded, you make them twice as much a child of hell as you are”

Once a Marin County asshole jock, always a Marin County asshole jock. We go to war with army we have

Gavin is just as loathsome today as he has ever been, but his truest form is Spiteful Hater From Marin County and I’m happy to have him turn his wrath on my enemies

It kills me that Andrew Cuomo might make a political comeback by painting himself as a good manager who happens to have some personal baggage. He was an unmitigated disaster for New York State on the substantive policy issues, and he’ll be the same for New York City.

Plz can we have just 1 (one) good thing and see Cuomo humiliated again

If you think it's appropriate to go to a bunch of Mexican-American Angelenos and demand they wear "American flag bikinis" you're a scumbag nativist

A guy unprovoked points a gun at you and you're desperately, perhaps even hysterically, trying to get him to lower the gun, meanwhile trying to figure out if you can distract him long enough to disarm him, and then an Atlantic contributor walks in and says "You both need to calm down."

Direct action is sexi & cool

"Democrats should move to the center on immigration, trans rights, abortion, etc." functionally means "I want to be able to vote for the Republican platform without anyone getting mad at me" and should not be entertained as a serious policy suggestion

Bitch shut up and get out of the way

I think it’s fun that the Gay Guy Outfit is the same in 2025 as in 1987

reminder that AI is garbage

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If you live in LA and you need a reminder of why voting matters Just imagine if Robert Luna wasn’t our sheriff, and instead alex villanueva had won another term Most people probably don’t think of the importance of voting for sheriff on their ballot, but you are seeing it right now

Cannot stress enough that this is a pitiful action by a weak, scared, pathetic group of insecure, wannabe authoritarians, and they should be mocked until the end of time for wanting to bring in the military over some people protesting them at a Home Depot.

Yes

AIDS Memorial Quilt on display October 11-13 1996 on the National Mall in Washington D.C. Let us never forget.

Invading Russia in September is a better idea than whatever this is. Pull up hos

Stephen Miller (sitting in the cuck chair): I’ll show them

The president of the United States should not throw tank parades like some 3rd World goon. It is ok to look down on everyone who voted for this because they are deeply stupid people.

Slogan is "technically its ephebophilia"

Is someone going to unleash the Kraken or is that not in this season of Hell