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32. He/Him. WLU '18 graduate. Laurier Golden Hawks, Kentucky Wildcats, Toronto Blue Jays, Team Canada Hockey
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What I would do for a Canadian flag version of these... (the one in the front would then say "Lexington, KY, USA" at the bottom)

These two old men at this Tim's seem to be in a heated (then silent) fight over this back to back booth chair

Fun fact: the Blue Jays are the only team that Marcus Stroman has never beaten in his career. I hope it stays that way.

If there’s any kind soul out who would happen to see this post and would be willing to share, I’d greatly appreciate it. I’m looking for more new active friends on here and I’m trying my best. I don’t expect anyone to actually read this, but I’m not giving up until I get some friends. #promosky

This is why, if you require me to do multiple tasks for you, you must specify the order in which you want them done. Don't ask me to do task A, then while I'm in the middle of task A, ask me to do task B, then, after I put down task A to start on task B, yell at me for forgetting about task A.

You know, person asking for spare change during my bike ride... if I didn't have any to give you to begin with, what makes you think getting uncomfortably close to me and asking more angrily is going to change anything?

the thing about not liking sports is that you're wrong

You win money via every slot on the board except three... and you found one of those three. How. #TheWall

Memo to all #TheWall contestants - each drop slot has a unique amount of risk! Stop picking numbers for sentimental reasons!

So let me get this straight, other driver... you want to cut in front of me to get to the other lane, risking both our safety and a collision, because YOU were in the wrong exit lane?

So I find another store with college apparel... Miami. Penn State. Duke. UNC. LSU. Berkeley. Alabama. Auburn. Tennessee. Georgia. Michigan. Michigan State. Arizona. Arizona State. Purdue. Florida. Ohio State. Notre Dame. Washington. Texas. Harvard. Yale. Nebraska. Boston College. No Kentucky. 🙄🙄🙄

So at this rest stop, a bus full of kids come in. A stampede of (mostly) girls head for the washroom. Among them, one boy. They're all going full speed until he realizes at the last moment that he's headed for the women's room, screams "oops!" before turning around and running to the men's room.

"Karma" playing on the speakers at this rest stop. It sounds so different to hear the studio version after hearing it live several times.

"It was such a hard decision..." Host: "... what was it?!" #TheWall

So on today's bike ride, I'm at my second pit stop when I notice another one of these ... uh, shall we say, "FMC" morons. You lost the election, get over it. And get a life.

That slow song that played at my 8th grade Valentine's Day dance started playing at the speakers at work... and I immediately retreated to the washroom. Yes, I'm still haunted by that moment. 😭 I need an emotional cleansing. 😢

So I forgot my ankle compression sleeve for my bike ride today... and my ankle is wasting no time reminding me that I forgot it. Oh, and the wind has been against me almost the entire time.

Ride #5 --- 1:14:39 I think that's my best time this year so far?

Even though I'm not a sports bettor, I'm usually able to tune out most gambling commercials. However, that Sports Interaction "It Pays to be a Bad Fan" commercial will never fail to grind my gears.

Do I bother opening this at this point? Why do I feel like Laurier 🏈 wins more games than Kentucky again this year? (And remember that a Canadian CFB season is 4 fewer games than an American season)

They ask: "Can you help me?" They mean: "Can you do it yourself while I watch you very closely so I can yell at you for the smallest mistake?" Does anyone else deal with this?

[If true,] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bike ride #2 of the season... currently at pit stop #1 and > 10 minutes faster than expected pace. Do I dare get my hopes up (about a record breaker this early into the season)...? I do still have just over 2/3 of my ride left so there is that.

[sigh] (and the 10 year anniversary of my answer to this is coming up...)

[to the tune of "But Daddy I Love Him"] Standing with my shirt untucked Saying "ESPN, I love them" I'm becoming a Duke fan No I'm not, but you should see your faces

🗣️ #BBN LET'S RUN IT BACK

I could cry. 🥹

Texas women and Georgetown men will be representing the U.S. at Globl Jam this time around. Looks like I'm not getting tickets this year.

I just saw this couple butcher a question on #TheWall... because they didn't know Tony Hawk... all you needed to know was basic math.