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Tried to be one of those morning gym people today…it’s annoying how much better I feel then, like why haven’t I been doing this before, other than chronic laziness

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My niece has set up an escape room in my room. I’m not allowed to leave until I answer the dozen questions she has set, and they are based on Disney princesses, YouTubers, and things that a ten year old girl would know. I might be here all day

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Out of Office on, 3am start, had a drunk guy on the plane arrested upon landing for downing booze and taking off his clothes, but we’re in Koln

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Still fuming at Gabriel Clarke, miserable bastard

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Delighted for Palace, used to live down the road from Selhurst Park, would go watch them, despite them being shite and managed by Warnock. Also delighted for Eze and Kamada, hard not to love Eze, as player and person, and so happy to see Kamada play well, thought he was class in Germany

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Gabriel Clarke is a bit of a twat isn't he, why ask Eberechi Eze about "...the poorest decision in an FA Cup Final" when he's just trying to enjoy winning the Cup Final

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Different world I know, but my boss recently slapped a Danish pastry out my hand, given to me by a supplier, as they were worried it could be seen as bribery

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Getting some miles back in my legs, preparing for a big walk next month, and this little fellow is always watching me as I slowly wander by. I have started to wave, but they don’t seem bothered

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Like the person who at a bridge, where everyone has attached love locks, just thought “ah fuck it…piston”

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I’m in Poznan, at OVO, and this might be the favourite thing I’ve ever eaten

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

submitted 44 days ago • 727 comments

There are protests taking place across the country in the coming days and weeks in response to yesterday's Supreme Court ruling Drop me a message with any I'm missing and I will add details of each to the thread below:

submitted 50 days ago • 38 comments

I found out the Pope died because of a Jedward tweet

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Hi everyone, I have made some new things for my shoppe and I hope you like them 🌼🌸🌻💘 hellohalloweeno.etsy.com

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

Thanks Royal Mail, but Rory doesn’t live here, you of all companies, should know that

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Was unsure if I'd enjoy 'Thank Goodness You're Here' and how wrong could I be, it's absolutely glorious. Funny with little detail everywhere

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Watched a bloke doing his fan channel post game report today whilst waiting for my taxi. Took him ages, hope he’s coining it on YouTube, as I can think of easier ways to be called “a fucking cunt” by everyone walking past for an hour and a half

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Lonesome Tears - Beck I went through a period of adding it to CDs I made for people, and all of them found it a sledgehammer to the heart, so I stopped

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Regret to say, LinkedIn has also found the annoying ChatGPT fake toy dolls, and made something annoying somehow even less charming

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Having a nightmare journey to Glasgow, and my breakfast this morning consisted of a Kinder Bueno and an antihistamine, washed down with Rio…I’m not able to comprehend this

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Bravo guys @thesquareball.net @michaeltsb.bsky.social that end to Propoganda is a masterpiece

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, post a beach photo from your phone

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

This new Justice album is a major departure from Cross, and I have to say, is a bit disappointing

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Well, Rose Ayling-Ellis: Old Hands, New Tricks was just a very lovely and heartwarming series

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Summer of 69 There are worse songs, there are much worse songs in fact, but nothing else makes my piss boil like hearing those first few bars

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Some badass early Pulitzer contenders out of Turkey

submitted 74 days ago • 112 comments

Conclave but for the Sugababes.

submitted 75 days ago • 13 comments

I got rid of paying for music streaming recently, and been buying CDs/bandcamp/etc. This, and the acquisition of a SuperDrive means I’m burning my friends mix CDs like it’s 2004

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment