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“Alright Dave, listen to me and listen carefully. I hid everything before I got busted. Get me outta here, and I’ll split it with you 50/50. There’s candy wrappers, toilet paper tubes, some rancid bologna, and half a Hot Pocket. Now, open up the cage before the guard comes back.”

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The companion piece to: Your love is like bad venison Bad venison is rotten meat

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This is Mad Libs journalism

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omg how long have they been there

submitted 189 days ago • 12 comments

Tonight's wine courtesy of Frankie Goes to Hollywood

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If seven fishes wash up before December 25 it portends an acrimonious Berzatto-style Christmas. Fork-throwers unite!

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Ohhhh, all my favourite funny people are here. Late to the party but I brought drinks!

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