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I invented the word donkwaggle just for JD Vance and want the history books to know it Unless it already exists and then I want them to know that I THOUGHT I invented it myself JUST FOR JD VANCE

Trump take factory

The season premiere of Game Changer was phenomenal. Vic Michaelis’s (@vicmmic.bsky.social) performance was somehow simultaneously wonderfully curated and fully unhinged.

the sick thing is, we have an actual policy that was revitalizing US manufacturing without relying on the nimble hands of underpaid 10yo wastrels it’s called the Inflation Reduction Act and they are shoving it into the wood chipper

Wild.

THIS IS GONNA KILL SO MANY AMERICANS.

This is going to get worse, not better. Never underestimate the American public’s thirst for performative cruelty towards The Other: defendants, foreigners, anyone they’ve been conditioned to see as less than human. We’re the country that made lynchings into picnics.

Yes, Fox News, I have definitely texted the wrong person before. In fact, I've done it numerous times. The difference here is that my erroneous texts revolved around lunch details or sending an article to a friend -- not outlining attack plans that put our troops in grave danger. Hope this helps.

“🎵It must be nice/ it must be nice/ to have Washington on your side🎵” - Rudy Tomjonavich

This whole thread

This NBA all star segment was my first exposure to DJ Cassidy and I feel like he’s an Andy Samberg character from an old SNL Digital Short

Hitting your kids is abuse. If you hit another adult, you would likely go to jail. But for some reason we’ve deluded ourselves that it’s okay to hit the people who are most vulnerable and who we claim to love more than our own lives.

There are two videos I used to rewatch on a regular basis that are no longer on TikTok and I genuinely miss them. 1. The @Skatie420 video where she says “daughter, you’ve had three abortion already today.” 1/2

I have never heard of a more DEI hire than a drunken, National Guard domestic abuser being elevated to run the entire military...

Guest on Megyn Kelly this week: “So, that's the thing is the funniest joke we ever pulled on the Democrats was convincing them that Project 2025 wasn't real…it's over, we won, yes, we're going to do Project 2025. And the other thing is, it's good.”

The Inspectors General refuse to leave until the action is taken legally, which they do not believe it was, and neither do senators like Chuck Grassley. This is what not backing down looks like. static.politico.com/b3/3e/5baf92...

Kiwi-Strawberry is most 1990s drink flavor and I won’t be convinced otherwise.

gosh I just don't know where the youth might get the idea that vigilante justice is the only thing left

On this day 12 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social posted the “This is Fine” comic.

Confession: I don’t love dogs. I think they’re all okay but I very much prefer and adore cats. THAT SAID, dogs are so helpful and beneficial to so many people physically, emotionally, and even spiritually. I can’t ever fault a person for loving them even when I don’t.

Colin Farrell thanking Carolina in craft services and her thoughtfulness in his #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech is your wholesome moment of the evening.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

They eat a cold carb They eat a hot carb They eat a cheesy carb They eat a chocolate carb They eat a carb that remind them of the good times They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times

At risk of repeating myself: The Luddites weren’t against technology. They were against getting put out of work by a technology that did a version of their job faster but worse, in the service of increasing profits for their bosses.

Really hard to understand why Luigi Mangione inspired so much support!

Yes AI art is ugly, but that isn't the problem with AI art. AI art will get better and it will still be unacceptable. AI art is built on stolen art. AI music is built on stolen music. AI videos are built on stolen videos. AI text is built on stolen text. Across all mediums, fuck AI.

I went to go follow @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social on here but then it turned out I already was and let out a whispered “hell yeah.”