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Depression- and Anxiety-riddled 40- something. Male, Married, USA, but not like a dick about it. It should go without saying, Minors DNI. Opinions are exclusively my own. The jokes and memes are stolen.
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Amazing: MIT researchers revealed how ChatGPT etc are destroying our brains and booby-trapped the report to expose those who want to use AI to ostensibly summarize the results. t.co/JXeTALBPds

submitted 6 hours ago • 30 comments

If you are a middle-aged man, laying around in your robe, with your own castle and a cat, why tf would you even be worried about Smurfs?

submitted 8 hours ago • 12 comments

Oh, this is even better. Forget about ME, tell me something about YOU... I do enjoy secrets.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Okay, I did the damn thing. Now ask me some good ones! :) ngl.link/poeerrant

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have

submitted 22 hours ago • 57 comments

Damn. If this ain't a spot on allegory for mental health struggle...

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Cursed with a brain that is both Prometheus and the eagle, forever torturing itself as it feasts

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I get a little hit of dopamine whenever anyone hits that like button. Whenever YOU do it, I get a RUSH of dopamine. #subskeet

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Oh look, more pure evil as government policy. The cruelty and the pettiness is baked into the process.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Subject: Aunt Adele’s Hot Toddy That toddy of yours didn’t do shit, so I substituted the milk with bourbon. Free later?

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Rest in peace, Miles. He’s not dead, I just want the man to get a nice peaceful rest for once.

submitted 22 hours ago • 19 comments

I volunteered in Big Kid Ginger’s class today to help them make kindergarten graduation hats and am once again reminded of how much respect I have for teachers. I was only there for 1 hour and I want to walk into the ocean

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

You will absolutely never guess what this is in reply to

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

I love the summer. Work is deserted and I get to (re)organize the filing system and write memos and listen to the Spooked podcast and freak myself out. Its 100°F and sunny but I'm in my office just listening to every little sound the office makes😅😅 #spooked #snapjudgment

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Today's update: Selfie: posted Follower: lost I get it.🤣

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

no need, y'all can just go to my page as i got screenshots of the most batshit paragraphs & i offer this service for free

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Iran is experiencing a near-total internet blackout right now. The regime cuts off the internet to silence Iranians and prevent information from reaching them. Sometimes, instead of shutting it down entirely, they dramatically slow it down.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Billion dollar idea: A pill bottle that dispenses pills in the correct about for the dosage, rather than the current set up of "one too few", "one too many" and "accidental overdose of half the bottle".

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Waking up with a headache is always a good indicator that you’re about to have a GREAT day

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Scientists: get on this right now.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

They should invent a kind of awake that doesn’t only happen when you’re supposed to be sleeping

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I signed the final bills Melissa Hortman shepherded through the most narrowly divided legislature in the county. All of them bipartisan. We debated, we found common ground, and we compromised. That’s how democracy should function.

submitted 1 day ago • 640 comments

The White House called a lid, meaning that Trump isn’t expected to be seen or heard from for the rest of the evening. Cool, cool. Not like the American people need to hear from POTUS while we’re tweeting our way into a war, or anything.

submitted 1 day ago • 187 comments

I’m out being wholesome instead of hoesome, and honestly I’m a little disappointed in myself

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

listen, y’all aren’t taking me seriously enough time is ticking and i’ve had zero offers

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Breakfast of Champions: Wheaties Breakfast of Participation Trophy:

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Two-factor authenticate deez nuts, Pizza Hut. My rewards points aren't that serious.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

AITA for trying to get into the bathroom whenever my roommate is in there to make sure they're okay? Also, I'm a cat, if that matters.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

You realize a robot asks you to pick out tree pictures to make sure you are not a robot.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

136 Days Until Halloween 🎃

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

What I want for dinner is a Yorkshire pudding I can climb inside and eat my way out like some kind of English gravy covered pupae.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend” Via Sam Stein on twitter

submitted 2 days ago • 141 comments

Good. Sometimes all they can understand is shame.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments