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ponder.ooo
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always be curating

trying to find a bright enough flashlight to illuminate a black hole

cool air and a perfectly uniform gray sky, ideal conditions

❌ cohesion matters more than any- and everyone's wellbeing ✅ the free development of each is the condition for the free development of all

people still go on about trump being a great poster bc he has put out some bangers but like. you gotta factor the bulk of his output in your judgement. most people are incredible posters if you cherry pick that aggressively. most of what he writes will just make ur eyes glaze over, formulaic drivel

im way too hot to put up with bull shit

there are no internet tough guys in foxholes

mediation is the great equalizer

"Patriots In Control" *shits liquid for an hour straight*

when ppl don't make real points it's fine to assume they don't have real points to make

argument by sheer contempt

no longer coughing up blood. we are so back

when the gut says shit's gotta go shit's gotta go

shed a pound per hour with this one simple dieting trick (get food poisoning)

meditating to get in touch with my enteric nervous system and the vibe is wngmi

truly babaloosa works in hilarious ways

round 2. i think (hope) i got the last of the bad fish out

Job-coded

hopefully the coughing up blood is downstream of the throwing up, i guess if im still coughing up blood in the morning that's an ER kinda situation

my digestive system was not fond of that salmon. also started coughing up blood after throwing it up. not great

it's fucking sexist that they started carding me for liquor again when i transed

so what i figured that out years ago by just getting real high and thinking about it. how come i don't get a headline? citizen science gets no respect in this ignorant age

this site will be dead when i leave it and not a minute sooner

when the clout demons take over one's mind the phenomenon of take inflation begins to set in, wherein every opinion has to become an ever-more-extreme distortion of itself, maximizing intensity maximizes attention but the craving can never be satisfied; one's capacity to understand anything degrades

some of you are so fuckin weird about sex istg

more sports should involve bladed weapons

i only transitioned so i could shitpost about it

tranifesting

no one has yet determined what atproto can do

how to tell if you're tired

if i had no other obligations i would just sit and stare at ferns and flowers and such all day

runnin around town tootin a goat horn

a hell where they all flop around in a pit of vomit and splash it at each other and drink of it with frenzied desperation as though expecting the nourishment of fresh water but having long forgotten the difference. up it comes again, more painfully each time, the others rejoice seeing its production

you could be over that shit by now

how does olive oil have that many calories that's so fucked up

sprinkling peanut protein along my windowsills

kefir, mixed berries, dash of olive oil, corn syrup, citric acid, creatine, fuckload of peanut protein