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ponder.ooo
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always be curating

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trying to find a bright enough flashlight to illuminate a black hole

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cool air and a perfectly uniform gray sky, ideal conditions

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❌ cohesion matters more than any- and everyone's wellbeing ✅ the free development of each is the condition for the free development of all

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people still go on about trump being a great poster bc he has put out some bangers but like. you gotta factor the bulk of his output in your judgement. most people are incredible posters if you cherry pick that aggressively. most of what he writes will just make ur eyes glaze over, formulaic drivel

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im way too hot to put up with bull shit

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there are no internet tough guys in foxholes

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mediation is the great equalizer

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"Patriots In Control" *shits liquid for an hour straight*

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when ppl don't make real points it's fine to assume they don't have real points to make

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argument by sheer contempt

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no longer coughing up blood. we are so back

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when the gut says shit's gotta go shit's gotta go

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shed a pound per hour with this one simple dieting trick (get food poisoning)

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meditating to get in touch with my enteric nervous system and the vibe is wngmi

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truly babaloosa works in hilarious ways

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round 2. i think (hope) i got the last of the bad fish out

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Job-coded

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hopefully the coughing up blood is downstream of the throwing up, i guess if im still coughing up blood in the morning that's an ER kinda situation

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my digestive system was not fond of that salmon. also started coughing up blood after throwing it up. not great

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it's fucking sexist that they started carding me for liquor again when i transed

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so what i figured that out years ago by just getting real high and thinking about it. how come i don't get a headline? citizen science gets no respect in this ignorant age

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this site will be dead when i leave it and not a minute sooner

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when the clout demons take over one's mind the phenomenon of take inflation begins to set in, wherein every opinion has to become an ever-more-extreme distortion of itself, maximizing intensity maximizes attention but the craving can never be satisfied; one's capacity to understand anything degrades

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some of you are so fuckin weird about sex istg

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more sports should involve bladed weapons

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i only transitioned so i could shitpost about it

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tranifesting

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no one has yet determined what atproto can do

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how to tell if you're tired

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if i had no other obligations i would just sit and stare at ferns and flowers and such all day

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runnin around town tootin a goat horn

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a hell where they all flop around in a pit of vomit and splash it at each other and drink of it with frenzied desperation as though expecting the nourishment of fresh water but having long forgotten the difference. up it comes again, more painfully each time, the others rejoice seeing its production

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you could be over that shit by now

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how does olive oil have that many calories that's so fucked up

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sprinkling peanut protein along my windowsills

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kefir, mixed berries, dash of olive oil, corn syrup, citric acid, creatine, fuckload of peanut protein

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