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I tried out one of those apps that show you what you look like as an old person. It’s called Camera.

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My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” I know he means well.

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These legislators should be forced to vote on each Commandment separately—not an omnibus package—& no one should be allowed to vote for a Commandment they've violated lest they violate the Third Commandment. Or: they should respect the Establishment Clause & get back to work.

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@spudlovr.bsky.social What do you call a reluctant spud? A hesi-tator.

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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, renowned journalist Scott Pelley just highlighted how Donald Trump is working to stifle free speech in America, and how he plans on fighting back. This is huge.

submitted 3 days ago • 212 comments

I went to a water park, tried a couple of slides and now I’m worried I’m getting addicted. It’s a slippery slope.

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Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly? I have got loads of back issues.

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My friend who’s a knitter told me she has a pattern for sunglasses. I think she’s trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

submitted 6 days ago • 70 comments

I went for my prostate exam. I got the thumbs up!🤞

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What are dog biscuits made out of? Collie flour.

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The doctor said I need to eat more greens. So I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream.

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What do you call the final vacant apartment in the apartment complex? Last, but not leased.

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I went to a small school--Ozaukee High. We had driver's Ed and Sex Ed in the same car!

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People in Qatar don't watch the Flintstones, but those in Abu Dhabi do.

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The “fluoride removal” bit is a solution in search of a problem. Fluoride levels in Florida are completely safe, help prevent cavities, and keep kids in school. Where’s the evidence it’s been remotely harmful? There isn’t any. No ethics, no morals, all smoke and mirrors.

submitted 12 days ago • 429 comments

What's a good time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

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Norwegian Computer term: Byte: Vat dem dang black flies do!!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Norwegian Computer term: Log on Makin' da vood stove hotter!!

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My local spring onions have started singing hip hop. The little rap scallions.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

No jokes tonight! Sorry.

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