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It is lovely and pleasant that the most unpleasant people in our society are right now very scared and unhappy

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submitted 8 hours ago • 74 comments

What's Musk gonna name his 3rd party? the Triumphant Opposition Party Keeping Everyone Kickass?

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

oh my god...

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

hi, divorce expert here! this is not funny, JD Vance only does this when he's in extreme distress.

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

Stephen Miller’s wife tagged the same account the other day

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

fwiw, this is pretty much straight (as it were) from Eve Sedgwick. 1

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Maybe they finally realized Bernie has been one this whole time

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Everything in society goes from the violent to the less-violent in terms of types of conflict: We used to have France and Britain fighting each other every 2 years; now it's Eurovision. We used to have duels all the time, now it's microblogged quote-dunks.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

"Mannarino" sounds like if someone phoned it in for their drag king name

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

She's talking about it like it was the latest episode of Real Housewives or something. That's not a criticism, that's just where we are these days. Yeah, I know others have pointed out we're firmly in Politics-As-Entertainment, but it's still striking to see it in context.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I know these Dems think it’s savvy or whatever, but being the party of “now I know you’re having fun, but it’s time to eat your vegetables” is just electoral poison.

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments

Yeah, but it's still funny to see. It's like one of them calling the other a beta cuck

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The important thing as this Trump v. Musk feud escalates is that I want them and their teams and all of their supporters to suffer as much pain and humiliation and degradation as is possible, and I feel as if a few strokes and fistfights and the odd stabbing would be proportional as well

submitted 13 hours ago • 124 comments

Omg, I can't believe I was in a three hour electrolysis session when Trump and Musk started fighting with each other! Feels transphobic that they didn't wait for me to be around so I could watch it in real-time.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

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Twitter right now

submitted 16 hours ago • 41 comments

Everything is penis

submitted 14 hours ago • 113 comments

The internet, June 5 2025:

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 16 hours ago • 121 comments

I am going to need a minute here

submitted 15 hours ago • 88 comments

If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

submitted 17 hours ago • 129 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 17 hours ago • 520 comments

apropos of nothing, I think tonight I'll watch "Death of Stalin"

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

I say this a lot but we are all so lucky this generation of fascists came of age on message boards and not stabbing people to death at close range in a trench while the world detonates endlessly around them

submitted 15 hours ago • 56 comments

Ukrainians watching this big beautiful beef unfold:⚡️ Zelensky promised to end the war between Trump and Musk within 24 hours.

submitted 16 hours ago • 48 comments

The entire internet right now.

submitted 17 hours ago • 45 comments

Literally every aspect of Republican politics is gender-affirming care

submitted 16 hours ago • 11 comments

“…instead of using AI technology to run the chatbot and create the app, the company hired 700 engineers in India to pose as Natasha in conversations with clients, and then to do the actual coding of the app.”

submitted 19 hours ago • 12 comments

You guys don't get it, they're penis-talking.

submitted 16 hours ago • 82 comments

I cannot stop wheezing

submitted 16 hours ago • 2180 comments

DAD [text message]: What time are you guys coming to dinner question mark send honey where’s that awful tie the kids got me

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

once again I must tap my own sign

submitted 16 hours ago • 203 comments

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submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh please oh please oh please

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

“I write the notes but God makes the music” and so he would layer so many notes on top of one another that perfectly harmonized even as they constantly changed

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

If two women were sniping at each other on socials like these two toddler men are people would be like “bitches be crazy, can’t let them be in charge of anything” You already know that but I want to point it out anyway

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

submitted 17 hours ago • 621 comments

JD Vance is so happy to be Vice President again he just came on a chaise lounge.

submitted 17 hours ago • 21 comments

they always think they’re the one guy he’ll never do it to and they’re all wrong!

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

Elon is worth more to us outside the tent pissing incoherently at everything in sight than inside the tent pissing incoherently at everything in sight. Especially if he ends up backing a third party.

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