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Crockett: The First Lady, a model— when I say model I’m not talking about Tyra Banks, Cindy Crawford, or Naomi Campbell level— applied for an Einstein visa. You’re supposed to have some sort of significant achievement… She had none of those. It doesn’t take an Einstein to see the math ain’t mathin

Yeah, that’s exactly what he wanted.

#TheLensNola🔍 Order requires that officials monitor temperatures every 30 minutes. If heat index hits 88, Farm Line workers get regular breaks, ice, water, and shade. ✍ Bernard Smith Full story: buff.ly/oGMmKHt

Andrew Cuomo Subpoenas Gynecological Records Of Women Who Didn’t Vote For Him theonion.com/andrew-...

Turns out there was a more exciting message than better things aren’t possible

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao

Rolling Stone has excerpted an essay from my forthcoming book. It's about what happens when you get all of your info about the world from the TV (cops are heroes!), and then go out into the world and see for yourself. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

We're getting very close to an *actual* WAR IS PEACE Fox news banner.

It gets harder by the day not to characterize this administration as distinctly “north korean” when the White House senior staff is about fifteen inches away from declaring Trump invented the moon and the stars, and currently argue things like that he invented in Geico Gecco

Worse approval ratings than chlamydia, let’s see if anything matters.

He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore. Make it make sense.

confirmed by the senate 99-0

Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it? You’re kidding.

The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

A thing people don't remember about 2003 is that "they have WMDs" was the pitch to *high-info* voters. The pitch to low-info voters was "the dastardly muslims attacked us on 9/11 and we have to hit them back by deposing the muslim king saddam hussein who attacked us"

Alternative facts

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

the amount of contempt vance has for everyone he's talking to — such that he'll say obvious nonsense as if he's fooling you — is genuinely remarkable

really sums up the media’s coverage of the Trump presidency

I can’t fucking believe we’re doing this.

Thank you for attention to this matter.

The Peace Candidate.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

Even though they’re in the minority, Congressional Democrats have a lot of tools they can use here. In addition to showing up at detention centers etc, Dems can grind the Senate to a halt, push impeachment articles against Noem in the House, and more. Flood the zone.

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...

Out of 84 people rounded up, only 2 had criminal records, in case you’re still too dumb to see what’s really going on. abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

after years of work we finally have enough data to unequivocally confirm its bad when rockets explode

Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️ To violate trans rights is to violate human rights.

historians is it good when the robe Nobles are able to buy the positions and honors typically reserved for the sword Nobles?

it’s so funny that rightwingers do this “take care of yourself today ❤️” type shit about starting new foreign wars

Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.

Kinda wild that we all get to pay taxes to fund a civil war against us

Houston’s NWS office has lost its head meteorologist and has 11 vacancies. The shortages stem from federal cuts that slashed roughly 10% of NOAA’s staff. Here's what these vaccines mean for Texans as they brace for a busy hurricane season. @texastribune.org www.texastribune.org/2025/06/09/t...

I love all the handwringing about Zohran’s lack of experience when a 19 year-old called Big Balls has recently been made a permanent federal employee with the title Senior Advisor at the GS-15 pay grade in the General Services Administration.

Around 10,000 people gathered in Dallas Saturday to protest the Trump administration. Grievances were aired as vendors sold out of bacon-wrapped “freedom dogs” and “Smash the Oligarchy” hats.

When you spent $25 million on your birthday party but the tanks were old and the clown wasn’t funny and the taco bowls didn’t have enough cheese and all the cool kids went to a different party.

The tank wasn’t squeaking. What you heard was the collective sound of a bunch of old white racists jerking off.

The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.

And on the seventh day God impersonated a police officer and murdered two parents from the other political party

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.

ok leaving aside for a moment how weird it feels to have a parade in the evening, i didn’t realize half the day was devoted to the president’s own little buff boys competition on the national mall.

About 150 people protesting ICE's presence in Houston and government deportation tactics held up signs and marched around Houston immigration detention center Friday evening.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started theonion.com/netanyahu-ca...

I was told trump was going to end forever wars.

My 3 year-old was reading the Times when he turned to me, gravely, and asked: "Daddy, why did the senator ask mean questions to the nice plastic surgery lady?" And when I told him "because that lady pledged to liberate LA from socialists," he started crying.