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I love my Snek and my doggos. I’m also a massive Seahawks fan. #GoHawks #Seahawks
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All I can think about is his tiny arm

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Those spikes went right through my gloves. Whatever these are, I absolutely despise them.

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A new chapter in the life of a former Seahawks playoff hero www.fieldgulls.com/2025/5/24/24...

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I swear the throwbacks look so much better

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Introducing my friend to American Pie. He’s amazingly never seen it.

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He’s gonna get Mike Tomlin fired and absolutely destroy that locker room. Hopefully DK is too smart to be affected by this weirdo

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I was so pissed when this happened.

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Can we please go 1 week without a shooting. That’s not asking for much, is it?

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I’ll tell you what happened: Far too many of our fellow Americans are morons. Harris was the superior option.

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If my mother loses Medicaid, not only will she die within days, she will die in intense pain. Such a thing would absolutely infuriate me.

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How is that legal?

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Good. If you want a home playoff game, win your fucking division

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Bring back our fucking SUPERSONICS

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Just a single brain cell

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Y’all remember that movie “A low down dirty shame”?

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Fucking insane trumpers

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Good, no 49ers Super Bowl for a loooong time

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I don’t like Fox, but that’s probably how I’d react. I’m socially inept, and often don’t know how to react to things. He did ask for help, so it’s not like he didn’t care.

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This shit makes me so angry

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Pope Baked Potato VII

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Wooo! They didn’t pick a worthless sack of shit!

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Watch, the new pope is gonna be the most vile sack of shit imaginable

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Y’all remember this gem?

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Last Chance to pre-order the 'Fuck off.' mug. Shop at The Onion store. It's not like anything else has made you happy. store.theonion.com/c...

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Lmao it wants to reopen Alcatraz?! That’s wildly impractical

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Well then we need to have 1 to 3 million Trials. That’s how it works here and there are no exceptions to be made. The Constitution protects all within our borders.

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As part of our campaign against antisemitism, we are endorsing the neo-Nazi right in Germany and Poland. by JD Vance

submitted 25 days ago • 10 comments

Came downstairs and I hear my niece listening to MMMbop. This girl’s got good taste in music.

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Impeach. Convict. Remove. Imprison for life

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Oh fuck that sucks. I feel for the guy

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just a year?! WTF?!

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For those who are interested youtu.be/8SfSSmMC1zY?...

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I don’t understand why anyone would or could do such a thing

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