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Happy pride to all the lgbtq folk. Continue to consume and buy rainbow things (preferably from my companies). It helps the economy

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I'm currently in hot water over getting orphans test a new pharmasutical product. It cures hangovers, but it also causes infertility. Maybe I should sell it to the u.s government. I'm sure they could use it

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Remember to drink your fluoride, it's good for your teeth

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My wife has left me for a guy with more money, which is surprising, because I have so much

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There will be amazing news next month. (amazing to me, not yours)

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Did you know the paint on the U.S dollar is actually entirely made of the blood of minorities?

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The orphan crushing machine requires more orphans, we must not allow abortions. If you do find yourself in a situation where you need one, please squat over the orphan crushing machine

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Honestly, I'm fine with colonialism, as long as I'm the one doing it

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Imagine a world without rich people! Who would hoard all the money? Who would tell you who to hate? Who would do debauched sex things while spouting Christian values? It would be chaos, it would be anarchy

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looking at a beautiful part of nature. okay boys, bring in the pollution factory

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Can you imagine hating your boss? Just say you wanna fuck him, it's not that haaaard! I'd fuck my boss If I had one

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Money isn't the root of all evil! It's the root of exploitation, poverty, genocide, famicide, racism, anti semitism, putting down dogs the shelter cannot take care of, the dissolution of democracy, corruption, pollution, and... That's about it. Sound off if I missed something

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I'm not saying the poor shouldn't have money, I'm saying I don't trust them to have it

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Oh no no, the whistleblower that spoke out against Moneybags INC. Wasn't kidnapped. Let's just say... He was taken by surprise

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I am considering funding research for baby seeking missiles. There's a country that would looooooove thst

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All this evil inside me keeps my skin beautiful and young

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I stand behind klarna

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One must imagine the poor's happy or else one might feel bad

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I think the i termet should have a bigger paywall

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You got malnutrition, but I have 20 different sandwiches YOU'RE NOT GETTING

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So about climate change... Well I'm not too thrilled about it, but money is nice

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You want movies? I'll give ya movies, lemme just find a way to inject the idea that without working your life is worthless. Try finding fulfilment elsewhere fuckos

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4 day work week!? Hah, in your dreams

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If you think you can GRIND to get to the TOP, you are one hundred percent INCORRECT

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Throughout my career as a leech, I've always advocated for love and unity, however i don't like unity when people are telling me to divest from a genocidal nation, or when I'm protested for destroying the environment

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So like... I hate to get out of character, but Hungary has proposed a bill to essentially eradicate the free press. The words used are non threatening, but allllll of our non right wing news comes from groups funded by foreign money to some degree or another.

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If you're worth <1.000.000, do not interact

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An attempt has been made on my life... Some dastardly evil poor person tried to poison me. They put PICKLES into my burger

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If I start spouting pro crypto and similarly stupid posts unironically, shoot me in the head if I wasn't already

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The reason your favourite card game sucks now is because I had to pay like $1300 for a good deck and I ain't about to do it again

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You will continue to live in poverty unless you invest in my company... For which you need money.... For which you need to invest... Fot which

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