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pretend-scientest.bsky.social
I'm just as disappointed as you.
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Whenever you feel too lazy to shower, just remember that B.O. is really the farts of sweat eating bacteria. You are, literally, a walking fart cloud. #wierdfacts

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hey ma! I noticed you don't have any fur on these... fixed it for you😁 ❤️ Jaq #skimage #dogmom #trending

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

@waltongogginsdaily.bsky.social has the smoothest legs I've seen since Phelps on race day.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Some of Donald's people look eerily similar to convicts...

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I find it interesting that since 9.11, Palestinians and all other Muslims have quietly faced hate and discrimination and no1 cared. Jews experienced it for some months and the gov. Wants Colombia uni. to pay $400,000,000.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Believing Donald will fix waste, fraud, and abuse is like believing an active opiate addict will accurately inventory pain management medication. Can it be done? Possibly. But until then you will look stupid.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

🤔 I bet within the next couple of decades people will be able to stream TV and movies str8 n2 their dreams/heads. Clinical trials will go a little something like so: 🥴➡️😖➡️😫➡️😵‍💫🔜🤯🔁

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

The real reason Donald wants to get rid of the penny is because the powers that be told him no, he cannot be on it😂😂😂

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

The news has changed. All the important things are scrolling on the bottom of the screen while the animated yearbook pics yell nonsense.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

@draftkingscasino.bsky.social should have a "How did I win this" link. I placed a bet and won money but don't understand how or what the stuff means lol

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Aint it grand that old money vs. New money gave birth to old poverty vs. New poverty?

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments