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the old warhawks on my sub-captain council are saying i should launch everything and just take care of all of my problems at once. so, yeah okay. yay ❤️

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looking at the total crew bodily fluids levels and it isn't looking good, ladies. gonna start having to ask y'all to swallow, just getting several dozen loads on your skin doesn't actually absorb much

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

#1 piece of advice i have for submissives looking for dominant partners is that (and here i paraphrase a tumblr post i saw a while ago) if you want to be stripped of your autonomy, you first have to demonstrate that you have it

submitted 7 hours ago • 7 comments

My roommate, months after watching 0079, unprompted: I'm becoming fond of garma

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

one of my shunned crew got really excited when i said she was shunned bc she said it sounded cool so i had to bring her back it's just too cutes

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

yeah i know my new single point ray is very effective but is it cute? yes private you've tuned your mech perfectly but is it cute? yes ensign you've stayed faithful to your partner for a year but is it cute?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

just rooted out a ring of antihero crewmembergirls holing up in several of my mech transports and planning on taking me down, using the minor ship intelligences on them to lie to me about where they are. glad they were still mounted on catapults, but now i have to make new transports

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my gay little mech pilots are getting antsy from no sorties. mutilating each other, etc bc they're bored. whatever, mommy has other shit going on rn go fight secessionistgirls. what happened to pilots taking mechs out without clearance? where's the gusto

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there's something wrong with the staff sergeant. she's been dating this ensign for years and they aren't really in a committed thing it's just steady. the ensign gets into some of the wildest triadic shit in the world without her but she's never felt less-than or undesired. i think she might be sick

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

my sister ship finally got back in touch and honestly? i'm really proud of her. she started as a solar sailboat and just got decommissioned after a long career with a lot of ruined worlds under her belt. and now she gets to spend her retirement being doted on by her last captain, it's just so cutes

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

leaves one of my shuttles on some shitty moon to seed it with life =)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

sergeant you've done very well for yourself, your career speaks volumes of you, not to mention the praise of your squaddies. you are getting a bit older, the crow's feet, proclivity toward tights in your off time. how would you feel about being put on the office lady track? good, we'll be in touch

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

my R&D teams are hard at work on making a red string of fate unable to break. it's been a long road but it seems like they're getting close so i'm preparing my morgue deck for fatalities and it's taking up a lot of my time

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

there's always one bridge officer that comes in with a covert cosplay as a red mage and she has never failed to get beaten up about it

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

there is a bug on my hull. it's on my hull. launch all fighters. now, do it. but don't kill it, just move it outside please. i don't know, just outside. oh geez it moved

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna post some faves of mine to get things rolling here. I probably won't post every single comic tho.

submitted 561 days ago • 2 comments

if i was a little sprite thing i would wield a regular dagger as if i were Guts and i'd die sooooooo baaaaaad

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

got a halo thing going on. not the angel thing, ew. no, if you activate me everything in the galaxy dies, and i think it looks cute on me

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

that moment in a movie when a character is on their back and another has power over them, but the one standing looks away for but a moment and the one on their back reaches, grabs a gun, shoots? it's satisfying, isn't it?

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in my hydroponics section i've started growing various fruits and peppers and such with aphrodisiac and transformative properties in shapes evocative of the things they transform you into. for no reason, completely unprompted, original idea

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

i lament the loss of life but those crewmembergirls fucking on the observation deck heard the radiation warnings

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i don't like calling them xenos and aliens feels too old-timey. what do i call these lovely folks fighting the feddies?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

that part where Elsie Bray calls your Ghost "Little Light"? it's hot, it's obviously hot. ghosts are fun little things and have a lot of untapped potential in them

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

lieutenant, would you say you think of me as a mothering figure? for you specifically. and so you understand why the standards i set for you are so much lower than everyone else's? because i know you so well? good. i want you to try to seduce Captain. if nothing else you've got a body, use it. go.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

they're sending me to the bad end factory tomorrow. ive gotta test all the bad ends to make sure they're up to snuff

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

as much as i don't really mess with the popular conception of dolls as far as e/s is concerned, dolly botherer is just such a good term

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments