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primpker.bsky.social
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Today's "RIP Bitch Of The Day" goes out to a very special someone.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

the road to hell is not "paved" with anything. it's a very steep slope. a gay little funicular to hell

submitted 179 days ago • 5 comments

Every Rocke Should bee Cleft in Twain so Thayt We Canne Ecsamine What is Held Therein.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I'm self-medicating decapitation

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

(Prince) hurtful brain, hurtful brain

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Long Lankin got into my house but was extremely cool about it. He just wanted to bum a cig.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The Spaniard led my girlfriend up the treacherous trail, he had advised me to skip this portion as I lacked "true hillside stamina". I suspected this was revenge for defeating him in a local variant of boules yesterday, but didn't want to make a "big accusation" before lunch.

submitted 615 days ago • 0 comments

Muscle relaxers and prednisone: The Primpker Fucked Up His Neck and Shoulder Cocktail

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

King Hamish's Court Sorceror Libavius is very impressive if your idea of magic is seeing some dumbass conjure up some salamanders. Fucking sucks shit, I hate that guy.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

It probably feels so good to walk out of the cornfield at sundown with all your friends and converge on the lonely farmhouse. Oh, and you all have guns

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

it’s a stutter

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Forming a perfect phalanx with some gorgeous babes. Some real hot mamas.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Trumps statement when Biden dies is going to piss off so many people.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Trump has opinions about the RCP

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If you enter into my mentions and claim to love a company more than a fruit, you deserve every terrible thing that happens to you in life.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

There should be a stock for bananas, strawberry, pears, apricot. The like. I understand what those do. Things like Nvidia aren't real and don't deserve our attention.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

I bought a 24 pack of Tecate at the start of the tariffs with the goal of making them last until it was all over. Here's how it's going: *photo of three cans of Tecate edición retro*

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

There should be cigarette ads on here.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Creole Mormon guy

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I accept your follow with great reservation.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Hey babe when you're out would you pick up some Dude Wipes. I need more Dude Wipes. Would you get me some Dude Wipes. Babe.

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

I have spent all day on the internet and you should know how hard that is for me.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Squatting down, grabbing both of my ankles, pulling as hard as I can and then spinning off into the upper atmosphere to become an angel

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Developing an entirely new patois for recreational use.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments