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I always tell women, "You shoulda seentit 'for Toilet Snake took holda dat boi"

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SO MANY levels of comedy to Them making an unnecessary, chopped n skrewed version of Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" for John Wick Ballerina. I hope John Wick's newest dog doesn't hear this because it will kill itself, which means there will be 6 more John Wick movies. youtu.be/dO8JhT8ppR4?...

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

It really is just me & 6 Pokémon named Barkevious Mingo.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Why has Mikal Bridges taken 3 fadeaway 3-point shots in the final 2 minutes?

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Is it legal for my doctor to whistle the song from the Skyrizi commercial?

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We only got 3 seasons of Stringer Bell, man.

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I don't think we should do child labor again, but I do think we should be able to market Zyns to some of the cooler 6th graders.

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It took 4 weeks, but a ref finally fucked up; I got to run out on the court and scream, "Are you trying to cheat these boys out of the game!?" That was my goal. I always wanted to do that. I quit my job as Head Coach afterward. Good luck to those young men in these turbulent times. Go Panthers!

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I think black people would've had reparations by now if the stereotype was small penis.

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I just need to make it 4 more months without having acid thrown in my face. And in 4 months, after they've taken the photo for my new driver's license? I'm fair game. You can do whatever you want to me!

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bluesky is so funny

submitted 8 days ago • 455 comments

i was not familiar with your game ken jennings

submitted 8 days ago • 84 comments

Why the hell would I want to pick on somebody my own size? Somebody my own size would beat my ass.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Your Outie 'bout as slippery as a gaht-damn jackrabbit, Bwoi!

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I always know when Arby's is about to start running the 4 for $10 roast beef deal again. I am the leader of my friend group.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I need to take my black ass across Charles Street where it belongs.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Cash for Clunkers 2 is our only hope

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Between 2011-2016, the Phoenix Suns had the #13 pick in the NBA Draft 4 (FOUR) times. 4 out of 6 drafts, the Phoenix Suns had the #13 pick.

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I never got touched in my swimsuit area as a kid. Now, "the bog"? My The Bog, which is what we called the swimsuit area at my house? I'd be surprised. These people were referring to my genital setup as "The Bog"

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GUY who just changed all the menu item names in his restaurant to be more folksy, e.g., the BLT is now "Pig in the Pantry", Super Sampler is now "How's Your Mom n' Em?": I'm gonna fuckin have to burn this place down for the insurance money.

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It brings me some peace to know the Inside The NBA guys won't be forced to laugh at the same Redd Foxx gif every post-game for eternity.

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Haliburton found the launch codes, wow

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Oh no, oh fuck

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I'm glad these 2 found each other.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Quinten Post wasn't ready for a Steph Curry pass during game 6 vs the Rockets, which had Curry visibly heated. In the 2 games since, Post's minutes have been dramatically slashed.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

2nd prize is a set of steak knives. 3rd prize, your team blows up its young & endearing core in a 3-team trade for Kevin Durant.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Fred VanVleet turns into a scorching Demon of Hatred every Playoffs

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Thought I was going crazy because I swear I saw a commercial for a movie that said, "This has a 78% on Rotten Tomatoes right now," which is insane. It would never happen. But I ran back the tape, and it was The Accountant 2.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I don't usually comment on the commercials, but The Capitol One Guy sucks.

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Steve Kerr is going to galaxy brain this series away. Play your starters!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

If Jalen Green doesn't drop 30 tonight, I'll be concerned.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Jalen Green isn't even on the court in the closing minutes?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Quentin Post is granted invisibility after standing still for 2.5s

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour had us in a chokehold in 2003 (at least in the Midwest). Thought Leader Bill Engvall convinced our most-fertile nimrods that everyone else is an idiot, and we just kinda never put a pin in that. "Here's Your Sign!"

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

If you ever see me dancing, you better dance, too, cause it means my mental health is crumbling & you should not give me the opportunity to see you as the Other.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

It's despicable that we allow hip thrusts to be a dance move

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

OFTEN I'll vocally agree with a truly mean-spirited comment someone left on a Youtube video, then realize it was me from 3 months ago.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Hot damn I love the NFL draft. I have 3 different broadcasts going, audio maxed on all 3. I'm getting so much information that I can't tell what the fuck is going on. This is great.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Unless their demands are met

submitted 36 days ago • 43 comments