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I'm going start telling people I live in "Kansghanistan."

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Whoa! What. An. Asshole.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

All this for a handful of line cooks and bussers. Aren't we great?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It's both.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"Weird" doesn't even come close to describing these people. What a bunch of degenerate freaks.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, is it gay not to have chronically red, crusty eyes?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Willie Nelson in Columbia, MO in the early 00s. The man was old even then, but he played for two solid hours to a packed crowd of hipsters, frat boys, and farmers in a modified tractor barn. We had to wade through shin-deep piles of beer cans at the end. It was glorious.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Free Luigi.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Man, this is some sick shit.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Joe Biden was too old and frail to be president, but Pudding Brains here is up to the task. Sure.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I'm encouraged that their preparations include shipping him to a state penitentiary as soon as he gets a federal pardon.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This guy is easily the most dangerous shitbird in the country right now, and that's no small feat. If he doesn't hurt you, he is definitely going to harm someone you know and care about.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The upside is the woman who does mushrooms and asks trees for dating advice might not be the worst choice for Surgeon General.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This "world-class father since 2022" is neither world-class nor much of a father since he's posting this whiny loser bullshit.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, with a full-sized bed and 4-wheel drive.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

What a shame. Reading to your kids is an absolute joy. Also, a lot of kids' books are pretty good.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

So this guy's dope was cut with fluoride, then.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, there's no way they're limiting themselves to autism "studies."

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance this month broke Ohio State’s trophy, made all of Greenland want to beat his ass, and killed the Pope. Frank Grimes is the VP.

submitted 44 days ago • 17 comments

Again? Really?

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

ITMFA!

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking a lot about my grandparents these days. Their post-Depression habit of stashing wads of cash in the freezer and coffee cans doesn't seem nearly so quaint.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

My grandfather was a coal miner. He hated that job and would have happily done anything else that paid well. Union wages and benefits were the only thing that made the job bearable.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I want my government to be boring and competent enough so that I don’t have to think about it every goddamn minute.

submitted 61 days ago • 312 comments

Imagine being impressed enough to vote for this stupid motherfucker.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

If taking joy in the declining fortunes and pain of this despicable Nazi shitbird is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

It's a tie between The Da Vinci Code and A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. I read them consecutively, and they remain the only books I've thrown across a room in disgust.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Guessing we won't need to worry about hordes of international soccer fans in KC for the World Cup. What a fucking disgrace.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Without a robust, functioning bus service the new streetcar line is basically a tourist trolley. And the city has no real public transportation one year out from the World Cup games.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments