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If you look at most Republican actions through the lens of them trying to trigger the rapture because a lot of them are on a Christian death cult you stop being shocked by most of the things they do and condone

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I hate electronics that don’t allow you to use them while they’re charging

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Me: They cut RE9 short to show dumb ass Monster Hunter!!!!? Why do they always give this franchise so much time!? remembers Monster Hunter is actually Capcom’s most popular franchise and just because I don’t like the game doesn’t mean it’s not true

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No but I hear songs and think of scenes from tv shows and movies they’d fit into

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A lot this shit would’ve been a hard enough fight under Democrats but a lot of you decided you wanted to do the political version of an Elden Ring no hit dance pad challenge run

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Fox News is like “he wants kids to be in a safe environment while their parents make a livable wage. Can you believe this monster!!!!!?”

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All the problems in Marvel Rivals spring from DPS players not wanting to do anything but stat pad

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With all the other stuff they’ve done to their voters and gotten away with of course they would think like this. Republicans will just turn the racism and homophobia machine on like a month before the election. That always seems to work for them

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The only two people from the XXL Freshman cover you need to now are Ray Vaughn and Samara Cyn. You can ignore everyone else on there

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So dumb dumb announced a ceasefire that none of the countries involved seemed to agree to then threw a temper tantrum because the countries broke his imaginary agreement

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I did not know DC Universe Online was still getting updates

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The good thing about the internet is that everyone found their community The bad thing about the internet is also that everyone found their community

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Kevin Durant is the best player to get traded around the league like he does

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I know a lot of you were raised on never admitting you’re wrong, debate culture and attention seeking hot takes but context and nuance do still matter

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This is the secret Curry brother we don’t know about but he’s still a shooter

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Calling uranium a nuclear weapon is like calling flour a cake

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Musk, Thiel and Zuckerberg are openly doing all the “evil shadow government” stuff right wing conspiracy theorists claim George Soros is doing yet the conspiracy theorists don’t seem to care when it’s the tech bros

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The US government was founded on one big handshake agreement between two groups of rich white men and one of the groups stopped caring about the agreement like 20 years ago

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2015 Me: …but what about the Supreme Court? People: I don’t care about the SC. I don’t want to vote for Hilary Since 2016 People: oh my god I can’t believe the Supreme Court is doing this!!! Me:

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War now is basically who can kill the most civilians until the other side gives up

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They don’t have any skills that don’t involve social media but think they’re gonna survive a society restart

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Why is bitch ass Tucker Carlson the first person to do what journalists should’ve been doing to Republicans this whole time?

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Probably not the best idea to threaten the leader of another country when you’re a narcissist that loves being in crowds but do you I guess

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Republicans have learned they can treat the people of their states however they want with no repercussions as long as they can fire up the bigotry machine close enough to the election and they’ll probably win

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The “the government is tapping our phones!!!!!” right wing conspiracy theorists are about to run out and buy a phone from a company with direct ties to the president

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He definitely ripped his pants walking off screen then ripped his shirt when he tried checking if he ripped his pants

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90% of the stuff Trump does is just people that should be stopping him letting him do the thing then going “wait were we supposed to let him do that?”

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These people’s hatred of others overrides their self preservation instincts. It’s not until the high of hurting others goes away that they realize they hurt themselves also. You can’t fix that by explaining the policies better like some people think. You just have to constantly outnumber them

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Y’all claim to hate these Tyler Perry movies but every time one of them comes out it’s in the top 10 on Netflix. Some of you are lying

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I’m about to start ending Friday work meetings with “See you Monday… unless a civil war breaks out, then I’ll probably never talk to most of you again”

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“People don’t let you troll them into useless “debates” so it’s bad” is what like 80% of the complaints about BlueSky boil down to

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The rest of the government: We didn’t have anything to do with that Trump having a dementia rant on Truth Social:

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I love that none of the skins in the 616 section aren’t even outfits from the comics. Had me thinking they were about to start adding more comic skins #MarvelRivals

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Israel sure does love attacking people first then claiming self defense

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Hey Netflix, You know what I want to see when I click on “My List”? Stuff I actually put on my list. Advertising other shit is what the home page is for

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Democrats wanted to play politics as usual like everything was normal when we all told them helping confirm these people was going to backfire later. Now they realize they aren’t protected either and want answer

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This whole time I thought Paolo Banchero was Brazilian

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I feel like every time a Republican is in charge of the CIA or FBI something about JFK or RFK’s deaths randomly gets released. I guess this is the result of the Republican Party always being filled with conspiracy theorists

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That fairy with a fatty song needs to get recreated in simlish for the Sims 4 Fairy expansion

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I keep getting invited to meetings for an application I barely touched even though I constantly tell them the person they should be inviting instead

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Silent Hill 1 is getting a remake?

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