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Her face is cracked from smiling All the fears that she’s been hiding And it seems that pretty soon everybody’s gonna know
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Embarrassing typo or accurate headline? With the Kardashians, you just never know 🤷🏻‍♀️

Great effort there, Vlad.

Sucks, but that’s right call on Springer

If you're in line when voting closes, do not leave, you still have the right to cast your ballot. Stand your ground and make it count.🍁 #cdnpoli #elbowsup #never51state #CanadaStrong

never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights

I was at Burger King today when I saw a vehicle pull up behind me. It caught my eye as it had a rubber penis suctioned onto the hood, waving back and forth as the car moved. In the vehicle were 2 young men. I wonder if they know this isn’t the flex they think it is 🤢

New on my wishlist - Nocturnal Skating by Rob Gonsalves

We brought Mom home today ❤️

Nov 9, 1943 - Mar 27,2025 ❤️

I’m spending my 60th birthday in the palliative care ward of the hospital with my mom, who’s in a coma There’s nowhere else I’d rather be

If the right to own a gun is more important than the right to live, If you won’t ban semi- and automatic weapons for civilians, If background checks/waiting periods aren’t enacted into law, you won’t get my vote

If you don’t see that abortion is healthcare and don’t think women should have autonomy over their own bodies, you won’t get my vote

If you remove human rights from people because of their skin colour or sexual preference, you won’t get my vote

Dryer sheets must be related to socks - I always put one in with my sheets but I don’t always get one out

Helping me stay off social media - only 730 pages to go

Wouldn’t Mamazon be a good name for a plastic surgeon specializing in breast implants?

Conversation at work talking about electric typewriters: Gen X: it was great when electric typewriters came in Millenial: how did they work? Did you talk to them? Gen X: 👀 Gen X: 👀 Gen X: no, they plugged into the wall

Elbows Up

Still not voting for ya, Dougie

I’ve got the best family. After working extra hours in a stressful job that includes a lot of interactions, they leave me to myself on Saturdays. Golden ❤️

Got my $200 bribe from Doug Ford this week Like there’s any amount of money that would make me vote for him or any other Conservative 😆

So…I cut my lip on a potato chip today 😏

Holy crap - John Paul Jones bass on Led Zeppelin tracks is wild!

Led Zeppelin: Mine’s a tale that can’t be told, my freedom I hold dear Me: OK, no pressure LZ: How years ago in days of old when magic filled the air.Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor I met a girl so fair.But Gollum, the evil one, crept up & slipped away with her Me: Uh, maybe you shouldn’t…

Because I’m hiding from the world for, oh about the next 4 years, I’m going to use Bluesky as the repository of my random thoughts. No doubt, they’ll be like dust in the wind, but you’ve been warned 😂

I absolutely love fresh sheets on a newly made bed. If I had a hundred kabillion zillion dollars, I’d pay good money to have someone make my bed with fresh sheets everyday

Did MAGA know they were voting for Musk?

Blackhawks play-by-play guy literally just said “as I’m saying that I’m touching wood under the table” 😳😂😂

More menopausal magic - the 5 o’clock eyebrow 👌🏻

Just mellowing out to Led Zeppelin

I spent the day with a good friend and lovely person decorating her Christmas tree. Finest kind.

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential.

If you see this post a Knight…

watching M*A*S*H has become our evening entertainment. The theme song makes my insides squishy - it takes me back to childhood when I had no adulting to do

2024 Christmas crafting proceeds to local food bank

I’ve seen Abyssinia, Henry a thousand times and and I cry each time