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Sweary xennial nerd. Loves dogs and gaming. Tabletop and SF&F. Stationery magpie. Archer. Sometimes has a moan. Marooned in a future I have no wish to participate in. These messages will self-destruct in a couple of months. Or whenever.
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After watching the first couple of episodes of Murderbot, one of my players has purloined the catchphrase, "boldness is all!" for her character.

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It's wild that getting COVID is just the cost of doing business with conventions. I'd say "now," but everyone decided that some time around early-2022, so we're solidly in "aggregate damage" territory.

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Woop! Woop! It's #Eberron day. At the end of our last session my group had tied a priest to a chair and were busy squabbling with the Sharn city watch.

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There is something teeth-grindingly inefficient about a country that maims itself with the single, ham fisted swing of a referendum and then tries to repair the damage one tiny bit at a time.

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Dog bath has been achieved. Smell condition: Lavender. Towels used: 11.

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I changed my energy supplier to one that is ... less shit? The old supplier has sent me two conflicting "final bills" so off I trot to their customer services. Chat bot loops. Endless chat bot loops. This timeline is drowning in penny-pinching digital mediocrity. It's bollocks.

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The day of the dog bath is upon me. Prepare all the towels.

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Dave Growl

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

How many days before Starmer starts drinking at The Talbot?

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Trying to fact check something I wasn't 100% sure of and getting no results, just ai, misinformation, adverts and not even close articles. I really don't think people are taking this pollution of the internet as seriously as they should. We are losing the truth and I don't think we'll get it back.

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

Felt incandescently angry, might delete later. enewman.co.uk/rage-rage-ag...

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

Did a bit of woodwork. Kept it tidy and swept all the sawdust into a neat pile. Golden Retriever rolls around in it and then lays there with a big goofy grin. Silly sod. 😂

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I have three types of ttrpg characters: - Riddick - Robocop - Matt Berry

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Putting my overwhelming nostalgia for 3E GURPS aside, I would have been a 4E convert a lot sooner if those early books didn’t have that awful three column layout. I know, I know. Yet again I’m at the cutting edge of modern TTRPG discussion.

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Quite the haul of Traveller stuff up on Bundle of Holding. Nabbed me Pirates of Drinax.

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The elves in LotR are the boomers of Middle Earth. Enjoyed years of living through the good times, not fixing the problems and calling the younger people weak, and then as soon as things start to go downhill, buggering off to their exclusive retirement home across the sea.

submitted 13 days ago • 9 comments

For followers of my work, I have some very exciting news, both personally and professionally. A new challenge. A new beginning. I'm going back up on the high wire, to see what happens next. Details below.

submitted 14 days ago • 193 comments

Bank holiday but the sky is a dull grey and the temperature is nearly back down into single figures? Ahh bliss!

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And so it begins.

submitted 14 days ago • 43 comments

what if the uk is reverse omelas, and adrian chiles is the only genuinely happy person on the entire island

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Lazy Sunday afternoon. Time for a Guinness and an episode of Cadfael.

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A classic. You don't see box dioramas much these days. #Nerdlings #oldhammer

submitted 16 days ago • 7 comments

Green Walk day one over. I met a lovely dog. In case you need it, here's a photo of the lovely dog.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I live in a hard water area. My water is harder than your water. Just like my fucking dad is harder than your dad. Limescaled up to the tits we are.

submitted 17 days ago • 14 comments

Fuck sake. Kent council has gone full on Reform. Fucking grim.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

The UK Local Elections 2025 in four panels.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I got the shite kicked out of me, but I escaped, then came back in the middle of the night and had my bloody revenge. I also befriended a dog. 👍 #SoloRPG

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Lol. Coming from anything Meta, “I’ll respect your privacy,” means less than fuck all.

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I'll do it. Best part of the day.

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