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Normalcy: a phenomenon in which people drown in still water, having become less afraid of death than they are of making a splash.

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Troops weren't deployed to LA to distract anyone from anything. These people aren't smart enough to be constantly making distractions for anyone. This is what fascism looks like. Horrors strung upon time like beads.

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Bitches be fartin'. . . . . It's me. I'm bitches.

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Take a deep breath and pro-lapse

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The longer I get dragged through years the more I realize the human species is fucking irredeemable.

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🕷️Goth it up mothergothers!🕸️

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Someone: "I think you're an asshole." Me: "Yes, that was on purpose."

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It took AI a year and a half to kill the earth's carbon sinks. It will definitely kill humanity. But not in the cool Sci-fi robots way. It is destroying the environment so effectively that the usually normal amount of time it takes to put regulations in effect won't be enough. Count your days.

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Republicans when they lose an election fair and square: "Rigged!" *riots* Democrats when they lose an election that was obviously rigged: "Everyone who didn't vote is my enemy now!" *Donates $50 to AOC*

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*Russia launches nukes at the US* The US: "Contact your representatives!"

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TFW someone stupid whines that I "think I am smarter" than them and I respond "I don't think that. " but they are too stupid to get that I mean I KNOW it.

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JD Vance killed the pope.

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Daily news cycle: Trump Admin does despicable "illegal" thing. Courts agree thing is despicable and illegal. Courts do literally nothing to stop it beyond saying "Yeah that's illegal derp derp 🤷🏻‍♀️". Meanwhile Bernie and AOC are... Campaigning? Neat. Super helpful. Thanks.

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Start exercising your right to remain violent.

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That dude is fucking dead. They killed him. That's why.

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Propaganda is when they fire all the female employees in national programs and then claim a rocket with a couple female celebrities as passengers sent to the edge of space was "the first female crew" on board a space flight with headlines like "girl power".

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Nazis = Christian KKK = Christian Confederacy = Christian MAGA = wanna guess? YOUDONTHAVETOITS: CHRISTIAN! All the worst people throughout history were Christians (sometimes catholics, which is Christians by another name).

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Image is the following text in a perfect circle: "The Venn diagram of people who hear cis as a slur and people who speak trans as a slur is a circle." In the circle text reads: "cis is not a slur"

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I'm not left wing. I just have Morals, empathy, and intelligence.

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Just a casual reminder that once you allow fascism a seat of power, "speaking up" about what they do no longer has any effect. You've locked yourselves into violence to rid yourselves of them.

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To my followers in other countries. DO NOT FOR ANY REASON COME TO THE US. You will be in immediate danger. Have a valid passport and work visa? DO NOT COME TO THE US. Are you a member of any form of minority? FOR FUCK'S SAKE DO NOT COME TO THE US. I feel I cannot overstate this.

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Yo, Zaphron. What's up?

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A black church now legally owns the Proud Boys logo and trademarks.

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Possibly the worst thing all these social media apps have done is train us all to avoid using the words that best describe the people we most need to be talking about.

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Someone at my local Barnes & Noble doing the work.

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