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Hey everybody!!! Look at all this greatness!!!

Day one. Only FOUR times the price since this tweet

Are we great yet? Because I'm just embarrassed

We all strive to attain this.

Big brain time right there.

60% of the time it works every time. -sex panther

“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt.” Leviticus 19:33-34

Full omelette bar with everything you can imagine is on me. Come on over. It's going to be so cheap after today!!!

I wish Tuesday would hurry up and get here. My car is running on fumes and I need some of that cheap gas.

It will definitely trickle down this time.

Project update - client: "I didn't know I was supposed to do that part.!" Me: highlights the part with their name and what they were supposed to do. This is now week three of this unknown task of theirs. Me: stares into camera.

Has the greatness started yet? All I feel right now is embarrassment.

It would be nice if for once Kansas City Chiefs could just get a couple touchdowns ahead. I don't think that is asking for too much.

It is seriously stressful being a Kansas City Chiefs fan.

I really feel like this round of billionaires have my best interest at heart. I feel it this time

Whatever percentage they cut social security, I want that reflected in the percentage I pay into the system. Why would I pay into a system if I'm never going to benefit

For the life of me I will never understand why people act against their own self-interest. You're selfish but yet you do things that contradict direct benefits.

Why don't the UFOs come over the Midwest. I want to see them too. Sorry, I meant "drones".

I don't know why the aliens would want to watch us. Do they really want to see some 40-year-old dude binge eating Cheez-Its while watching bad TV shows on his phone at night?

Morning Bliss is seing the beautifully warm morning sun skip across my kitchen and kiss every precious corner and show EVERY piece of dirt and scrumge on my floor. Have I ever swept?!? Do I even own a broom?!? Apparently not this season at all ever. 'Tis the season