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protognostic.bsky.social
Observer, syllable wrangler, pompous ass, flâneur, mutant.
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Taco?

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Note to the sports crowd: if you want to sing your anthem, fine. If you pick out a team-specific word from the anthem to shout real loud (looking at you Stars fans) it's neither tough nor communal. It's just cringe beyond redemption. Knock it off.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This guy should be the next Governor of Virginia. He should really run for something. I’d donate!

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Less bougie More boogie

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I nominate Bernie Sanders for Mount Rushmore, knowing full well that he will honorably refuse. He belongs in the memory and he will be respectfully remembered.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact. Brad Marchand has had more suspensions than concussions. And he's had a couple of each.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Republicans understand Christianity about as well they understand Punisher comics

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

After due consideration, having weighed up the relevant evidence, assessed the balance of arguments and gamed the likely implications, I have reached the conclusion that Keir Starmer can fuck off from a great height.

submitted 17 days ago • 215 comments

Cheering for Edmonton but Reilly setting up an own goal was fucking legendary.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Canada, we’re with you! TRUMPISM IS REPUDIATED IN AUSTRALIA! #auspol

submitted 26 days ago • 1337 comments

Evangelicals are raised in a religion that demands they acquiesce to an authoritarian. Whether it’s their father, their pastor, or their president — they are indoctrinated to submit.

submitted 27 days ago • 881 comments

Bro-tip: if you wear your beard down to your nipples, it's unnecessary to accompany that with an archeological layer of after-shave.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Canada pulled it off in the most Canadian way possible. The disaffected conservative base was heard loud and clear, but they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, and their bitter vindictive milquetoast spokespuppy was personally shown the door. Well done! #elbowsup

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

CBC calls a Carney win. Length of the lease is unknown.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

The entire world is holding its breath waiting for Canada.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

💯

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

So if t***p announces a peace deal in order to distract from the pope's funeral... Is anybody going to be shocked?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

My gratitude to Willie Nelson for setting his kids out to keep Neil Young going. They're honest guardians.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

The prophets of my life have always appreciated the weird and revered the funny. They'd be bored. Possibly as a defense.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

There are few people whose bottomless insistence on always being right could conceivably collapse global civilization. You are here.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Canada's own Neil Young. Keep on rocking in the free world Neil. #handsoff #elbowsup

submitted 52 days ago • 487 comments

Emphasis noted

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

#FridayFunFact If you honestly believe that "books existing" = "being forced to read the material", then YOUR identity is too fragile to withstand anything beyond validation.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

So the market, the only publicly discussed measure by which many of these intellectual fraudsters judge the success of anything, has the biggest one-day drop since *checks notes* since the last time this asshole was in charge. Got it.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

1. One of capitalism’s greatest successes is to shut down our imaginations. With the help of its favoured tools - neoliberalism and fascism - it persuades us that “there is no alternative”. Our first task is to re-ignite our moral imaginations and name our alternatives. 🧵

submitted 62 days ago • 57 comments

So... How long before we start seeing the headline "HHS: Hear Us Out... Instead of Vaccines, Heroin"?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

When you come to my place of work at 7am wearing so much cologne that (1) I can taste it before I smell it, and (2) anyone else who visits today will think it's my cologne.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

The liberal position on the grand bargain is that Arnold can be governor again. No further.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Your daily reminder: Canadian Bacon was NOT a documentary.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

May G-d bless Brad Marchand. Love you 63. Give them hell.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Essential thread of the day.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Aww... Leon's firecracker fucked up... That's what she said.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

So........... Zelenskyy to open the Oscars. Y/N?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

**TW** Disgusting Content You are here.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

He who complains about the cards is not holding the deck.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Now I find out that REM got back together last night. Folks, we are That Kind of Fucked. ™️

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

He certainly is a thin-skinned little bitch isn't he?

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Lamont needs to realize that the whole "Canada isn't a separate country" diatribe hits very differently north of the border - especially to the millions of Canadians with Ukrainian ties. They recognize that pattern of rhetoric and they're not going to treat it as a joke. Do better.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 97 days ago • 184 comments

There is never a "wrong time" for compassion. One may conclude that the effort is inadequate to the need, or that any particular situation is hopeless. But to relinquish compassion is to surrender to those who count on your spirit to break. Be unbroken.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

‘Cybertruck Man’ a cartoon in defiance of Musk #political #cartoonist #cybertruck #elon #musk #democracy #tiananmen

submitted 103 days ago • 119 comments

CAN v USA: 3 fights in 9 seconds. WWE Saturday night.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The B52s auditioned for the RRHOF tonight and I say let them in.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Brad Marchand just put away the greatest goal of his career. They cheered for him in Montréal, checkmate.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments