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The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
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A baby platypus is called a puggle (or 'platypup' 😁) And anytime you post a video like this one, someone always points out they have venomous spurs. The adult males DO, but *only* the adult males! Let's talk about the amazing venom cocktail produced by this adorable little beaver-duck.

Target's 2025 Pride Collection

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

Peter Thiel, Alex Karp, and Palantir can Palan-tickle-my-balls lol gottem "I may have a negative social credit score now, but at least I posted that sick burn," I tell myself as I'm escorted, blindfolded, out behind the chemical shed by two armed & masked bald assholes with wraparound sunglasses.

Fuck this Nazi regime. Wake up and take action. WAKE UP.

Do you remember 2022? Really remember it? sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-lost-v...

That’s not “smaller government”

The new GOP slogan (thank you, Joni Ernst.)

Sorry not sorry, but "centrist" Dems have just the most pathetic loser energy Why should anyone vote for them? Why do they even want elected office? They don't want to *do* anything because they don't *believe* in anything

Mark Twain’s full real name was Marcus Twayne Gretzky History doesn’t want us to know this

Elon, you've lost *another* Starship?

This grasping little pilot fish, hateful creature, why won't he go away?

If ai art really does take over, I'm going to miss the inexplicable absurdity of real stock images

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

They just ran a commercial for Google AI where a guy was making pasta sauce and poured too much sugar in, and the AI suggested he turn it into cookies (?). Then he ate one and was like “mmm!” What the actual fuck is wrong with this whole planet man

Here’s your daily reminder to follow your dreams unless they’re stupid.

Seeking investors to help me realize my dream of a Steely Dan-themed bar called Reelin' In The Beers.

MUST WATCH: They didn’t just burn Tulsa — they burned proof. Black wealth. Black futures. Gone. And now they’re banning books so you never learn it happened. 📚 ERASED tells the truth they’re scared of. Read it before they erase that too: stan.store/gxldsociety/...

One of the great joys in life is telling someone to eat shit

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