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pyat.bsky.social
Poorly curated personality advertisement for an actual mouse. Former reporter, sometime writer about orcs & rabbit samurai. Now Infosec bureaucrat. As seen on TV. Ponderous whimsy a specialty, sometimes factual. Squeak.
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I don’t trust storage media I can’t see, lines of transmission I can’t unplug, or memes that aren’t printed and bound and ossified. There will come a day, O Youth, when your bodies dissolve, your personalities evaporate into a collective cloud-based mist, a dissolution before death.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Our pet cockatiel has Caucasian-flesh-coloured beak and feet, so if you squint he looks like an ugly white kid wearing a really cute Pokemon hoodie.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

On July 12, 1855, some drunk clowns got into a massive brawl with a bunch of firefighters at a Toronto brothel. By the next day, several firefighters were beaten and the circus was burned to the ground. This is the story of Toronto's Firemen And Clown Brothel Riot. 🧵1/8

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

For us, there was no map. Just the wind that smells fresh before a storm.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Polycule arrives at Renn Faire.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you to @felinaeus.bsky.social and Manny for hangouts with @spcaptainrush.bsky.social and I this weekend in Montreal, and brunch at the Auberge du Dragon Rouge!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

When you order a smash hit Broadway musical from Temu.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

When the elevator button said "Heart of Father Andre" it wasn't fooling around.

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

This Shadowrun gets weirder.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

This building is well above my challenge rating.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Wandering Montreal at night with @spcaptainrush.bsky.social It is full of plot hooks and vibes.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

If, when I am dying, I say "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe," might be I'm just thinking about this ad for the Rhino home video catalogue.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Waitress: "Careful, I preheated it for you." Mug: *clearly has just been through the dishwasher* Me: *confused, is joke? Is lie?* Waitress: *leaves*

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I went out to clean a stretch of beach as part of my employer's annual community outreach. I found a plastic vial of Holy Water from an Orthodox Church. Did throwing it away make the beach dirtier? Or at least less-blessed?

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

I got my first King Charles III coin. King Charlie? Anyway, he faces left. Meaning his Mom can talk to him.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment