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Registered Drug Dealer, or Qualified Green Witch. Leftist Lefty. Herbivorous Herbalist. Bird Nerd. Allegedly Allistic Alliteration Ally. Choose nonviolence. ☸️♐️⚜️🏳️‍🌈
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Oh shit, I shouldn't give Zionists ideas....

For the fucktillionth fucking time, this is not a MISTAKE nor is it SHORTSIGHTED; it is EUGENICS. wapo.st/43wOO59

This honky took a handful of edibles before sociology class, paid attention for about 10 minutes, then zoned out.

This past weekend, I very, very, grudgingly removed a tick from a coworker's armpit, after informing him that's nurse's work and I don't get paid enough to touch patients. TIL I should have left it there so he could absorb codes from the beginning of time. I....I can't make this stuff up.

It's baffling how some people don't understand this, but will argue that legal abortion is necessary to keep pregnant people from dying. Only the worst case scenarios in pregnancy compare to withdrawal from some classes of drugs.

None of these words are in the Bible. Or the dictionary. Tag yourself, I'm assoured.

All I have to say about my new place is it has a website, MyHaydenIsland dot com, which, on the welcome sign at the base of the off-ramp, has been changed to MyGayPenisland dot com.

If this administration cared about fetuses, they would know that if a pregnant person dies, the fetus dies with them. But they don't care about anyone except themselves. Everyone else, from the moment they're conceived, can get fucked.

Once I heard a DJ say "forty-two and six" instead of "forty-six and two," and I knew MJK was kinky but....

C got me another sticker. 🙂 It'll go with my @birdhism.com ones, which are also super cute, collect them all and cover your car in birb.

I think I saw crows mobbing a bald eagle and if that's not a sign....

I am not encouraging violence, honestly I'm not, but if Trump isn't the reason the 2nd Amendment was written out, who is? Is he or is he not an anti-American tyrant?

I sometimes work at an IHS pharmacy in a food desert. I have to bring my lunch because not only are there no restaurants nearby, the only bodega in driving--not walking--distance wildly overcharges for anything remotely healthy. *If* they even have fresh food that's edible.

Both sides of the aisle, right and left wing, liberal and conservative, need to admit they've contributed to the idea that violence against humans is sometimes acceptable. It's not. #Rehumanize

If you ask Trump voters if they voted to deport moms, they'll say no, they voted to deport "illegals." The media need to emphasize that these "illegals" are mothers, fathers, and most importantly, human beings.

I'm going to stain this red and hang it outside my new place. People will think I'm being patriotic. But there will be no white or blue stars.

The twentysomething chick at the hotel desk said she loved my Skinny Puppy tshirt. We're going to be okay. Well, musically, at least....

The Senate is considering a bill to spend money on “TruBLOC,” a “fentanyl-neutralizing spray” for law enforcement, which is actually just an Axe bodyspray canister that sprays orange latex on drugs to prevent “powder form fentanyl (from) exploding” bc they think LEOs are ODing on fentanyl in the air

Nothing to see here.

He's not wrong.

“In a bigger surprise, Giordano reported last year she had found traces of coca in the preserved brain tissue of nine Ca’ Granda patients. It’s the earliest known use of the plant outside of South America, predating the first historical mention of coca in Europe by at least 200 years.“