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gonna be a different flavor of pride month this year

i miss websites

people will be like "i hate AI" and "i have sustainability concerns with datacenters" and then use the discover tab to have an expensive machine learning algorithm show them porn they will complain about.

i was judgmentally sneering at a guy at the grocery store with a huge beard and a red baseball hat, but when he turned around it was an ash ketchum hat. which just goes to show you that you should never judge judge someone's personal red baseball hat until you see all of the hat 🙏✌️🕊️

⚠️ magpie nest located

played the first 30 seconds of ENA: Dream BBQ. goty.

hate-browsing "this is why i'm broke" dot com: gifts for your son

a decade ago i made fun of the "phone bad" crowd and now i have become the "phone bad" crowd

your body is an ecosystem.

when i find the guy keeping me trapped in samsara i'm going to kick his ass

despite everything, still a miracle

conbage

objectively hilarious that jack daniel's parent company is sucking off the oligarchs destroying their business

i would settle for more decades where nothing happens and fewer years where decades happen

overdue for a new look!

overdue for a new look!

the universe could not hope to ever produce another david lynch. that guy was truly one-of-a-kind.

imagine if you hailed a cab and the driver immediately careened off a bridge into the ocean and as you were unbuckling your seatbelt to save yourself from drowning the driver was like "gee boss, tell you what, next ride is 25% off" anyway lastpass still sends me promotional emails

Webster! @quacking.online

i don't remember if this was my most viral, but it was in my top 3

<3 bye bitch