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24 - Life is a great big bang-up
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NO I DON'T WANT NO SCRUB A SCRUB IS A GUY THAT CAN'T GET NO LOVE FROM ME

PLEASE HELP HUNTER SCHAFER

SLUGGO’S SATURDAY

the BBC released a documentary about eden today and i urge you and everyone you know to watch it

lmfao

tonight in r/washingtondc: reddit user OnceIFuckHerIJunkHer leaves bad review of local restaurant and observant posters note he's an r/infidelity regular

Looking through my unofficial transcript and apparently I was on the dean's list in 2023 and didn't even know??? 💀

Feeling a bit disheartened reading through the grad school applicant subreddit but I feel like even if I get rejected by everybody I'll be ok. I'll just work harder so I have more stuff to brag about and try again next year.

with vivek ramaswamy being fired from DOGE it has me thinking about how we’ll never get this podcast. i was so ready for them to create the worst podcast of all time

i want to ask elizabeth warren if she’s seen this image

Ughhh I have to go to work today after my weird low blood sugar/panic attack thing? yesterday SIGH. O well I just hope everybody's chill about it

I started trembling randomly at work today and had to gwt picked up by my dad. I feel fine now I just fucked up by skipping lunch in a physical job. I'm mostly just embarrassed about going back to work tomorrow. I cried in front of the children's librarian. Not that much, but enough...

Ughhh just bumped into an hr person in the elevator and i was cool at first but said something a bit weird and it was cringe. Nothing too bad tho but ugh. Whatever ball up top

THIRD LETTER OF REC SECURED BITCHESSS

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

THEY JUST CONFERRED MY DEGREE! I'M A COLLEGE GRAD!!!

Didn't realize I was only wearing a sweatshirt until I stepped foot out of my apartment building but I'm already running late so I must thug it out

HAPPY JANUARY 6TH

My dad watched Passengers the other day and really liked it so we watched it together and I didn't like it at all. It's so rapey holy shit!! I can't believe this got through production and nobody said anything

i have just been made aware of the old english term for penis woman. the -estre suffix is the female agent suffix denoting a woman who is skilled at a particular occupation or craft, so you can interpret this as being skillful. waepnwifestre. skilled penis woman.

One time Bill Kezos linked me to an article about a Black professor trying to teach racial justice, and being confronted by a hostile atmosphere dominated by a few black students who made others afraid to engage. I have thought about it a lot. I think I have something worthwhile to say now about it.

Watching I Saw the TV Glow on NYE so I can have an identity crisis at midnight

Luigi being charged with terrorism in a city that actually had a terrorist attack committed against them that resulted in nearly 3000 deaths. like, the math is not mathing and we all know why

"I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit" - Gandhi

Shorty fine but she lives in staten island...

u kno he fw the dolls