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Entering a world war to stop a genocide? Classic hero move. Entering a world war to keep a genocide going? Now that’s final boss shit.

Oliver Kahn once took part in a charity penalty shootout against a group of 9-year-olds. For every goal they scored, money would be donated to charity. Kahn, being Kahn, saved every single shot.

I think a lot of the terror of the modern age can be understood by the fact that the Internet accelerated the development of the worst type of person, the "Anti-Intellectual Nerd."

“I wanted to grow up and plough, To close one eye, stiffen my arm. All I ever did was follow In his broad shadow round the farm.” —Follower by Seamus Heaney

It’s crazy how in 40 years the internet made everyone stupid and ruined the entire world.

22 Grand Slam titles, 377 weeks as world No. 1, and an Olympic gold medal. Retired at 30 with these numbers. Happy birthday, Steffi Graf!

you can be anything you want to bee

god if you're listening please kill everyone and send them to hell

"Bluesky is dead" Meanwhile on Bluesky:

If you’ve been keeping up with international cricket over the last three decades or so, you’ll understand just how profound this moment is for the sport as a whole.

For a thoughtful take on India's caste issue, this interview with Prof. Satish Deshpande offers rare clarity and depth.

Every damn event is just another photo op. That World Cup final. This plane crash. Crass, performative, shameless.

Hooked up with the poster girl for Instagram twatwaffles and all my politics has been sacrificed at the altar of carnal embrace.

Not to take the jam out of your donut, but do you honestly believe private corporations aren’t using AI to manipulate public perception? Outsourcing thinking to algorithms is now part of daily life, even for the so-called intelligentsia. I fail to see how this plays out positively in the long run.

Alcaraz has achieved something that Roger, Novak, and Rafa haven't: successfully defending titles at both Roland Garros and Wimbledon. Roger and Novak never defended Roland Garros, while Rafa never defended Wimbledon, as he didn't play in 2009.

Whenever police lawlessness is caught on camera: think about how much isn't being caught on camera.

asking such a whimsical creature as myself to file my taxes is flatly evil

I’m not anti-tech. I’m pro-‘using tech in service of humanity & not the other way around’.

The greatest compliment I can pay to Carlos Alcaraz is that I was positive I would never love a tennis player like I loved Nadal, who I grew up worshipping. And I believed that with my whole heart until today.

One of the greatest finals in history is unfolding right now. And that’s no exaggeration. #RolandGarros

Maybe I’ll treat myself to a little substance abuse in response to these minor inconveniences.

I see the two people who love all the attention are getting all the attention.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984 #EconSky

Game-winning shots are still pretty rare in the NBA Finals. Prior to Thursday, the last game-winning shot in a Game 1 of the Finals was in 1997, when Michael Jordan hit this dagger to beat the Jazz. (This is still the most recent game-winning buzzer-beater in a Finals game.)

Being in your 30s is quite the experience. Na neend poori ho rahi hai, na sapne.

On social media, you're only as good as your last game. 😂

Hey, your Spotify link didn’t embed. We’re all laughing at you.

You didn’t burn out because you were a gifted kid. You burned out because you weren’t actually gifted — just good at standardized tests and craving adult approval. Hate to break it to you, prodigy.

There may have been a thousand-odd sixes in the tournament, but for sheer execution and context, that four by Shreyas Iyer off a pinpoint Jasprit Bumrah yorker stands out as the shot of the tournament for me.

imagine being loved and accepted for who you are like this wow

Yeah, no — the guy selling his cryptocurrency as president and accepting $400 million jumbo jets from foreign countries is not corrupt.

Andhra Tate never misses a chance to shoehorn feminism into conversations.

The biggest endorsement I can make for Bluesky is that replacing Twitter with this app on my phone probably improved my general mood when I’m on my phone by 20-25%. I know there are better reasons but it is what it is!

if we’re going to go back on every safety and health regulation can we please put morphine back in over the counter drugs

I bet if you spent 10 hours explaining the Ship of Theseus to Joe Rogan he’d be very into it and use it a lot afterwards, but never correctly

"Being asked to die for the nation-state is like being asked to die for the telephone company." — Alasdair MacIntyre

who is this rorschach guy and why is he showing us all these photos of bjork: thread

Newsletter: We are in the era of the Business Idiot, where middle management has seized power, breeding out true meritocracy and value-creation in favor of symbolic growth and superficial intelligence. This piece ties together everything I've ever written. www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...

Time travel exists, it's called music.

Evergreen reminder of this oldie: If someone says it's raining, and another person says it is dry, it is not the job of a journalist to quote them both. The job is to look out the window and learn which is true.

If I could read minds, I would use it to say your jokes faster and louder than you.