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You like pondering the orb? It's early work was a little 'First Age' for my tastes, but when Tar-Telemmaitë came out in 2386, I think it really came into its own, commercially and artistically.
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What the fuck happened to the discover feed today.

A thing people don’t understand about the Elder Scrolls games is that Skyrim put a huge focus on massive evil dragons that wanted to end the world and they were objectively far less of a threat than the aerial enemies in Morrowind which were kind of skinny chickens?

My sensations were strange. Let me try to explain them.

I genuinely don't understand how people can not like metal. Tsunami Sea by Spiritbox is keeping me alive.

Gettin caked up so I don't fuck up my sciatic nerve.

The three kinds of posts

Now my notes are in Outlook. In unrelated news, I will be running for office on a platform of bringing back drawing and quartering.

Nobody calls you Mr. Fahrenheit dude, stop saying that

Accurate

I swear to fucking god I'm switching to Linux as soon as Windows 10 dies. They managed to make the Sticky notes app annoying. I don't need to send shit to OneNote, I don't need screenshots. I have other apps that do all that much better!! I just want a little sticky note! That's literally it!!

Horrible old man!

I can’t think of anything more Orwellian than waking up to find out you’d transformed into a giant bug

Panicked GTA VI Developers Realize They’ve Just Remade "The Simpsons: Hit & Run" hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

your mission is to traverse the meat zone and bring back rare and dangerous meats

Lots up crying up in this post office.

Watching Violet Evergarden because I love mail and being big sad.

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

bluesky is dying? well heres a picture featuring a bucket of lego foreskins

[trying to open a packet of hotdogs but I can't because I refuse to slow down on my run]

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.

got nyx a lil tunnel

90s babies had such refined palates. The flavors we were raised on were sour apple, pizza dust, and blue

BlueSky summed up.

I can’t get over my cousin’s graduation cake.

𝘪 destroyed my Root Chakra?? did you see what the other fella was doing?

As well he should

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

It is customary to have two harpoons reposing in the crotch

i’m not a lawyer but what i think the many of them i’m following are saying is that laws are fake now and we don’t have to follow them anymore.

Couldn't be me taking a screenshot to show how bad my screen is burned in. I, a computer person, know how this works.

we need a jar jar binks for the left

hugh laurie is british for “big truck”

ska is short for skaghetti

I don't think I want you to take me there.