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they're building these things on the hallowed ground where people who go to Ohio State games against their will are required to stand

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

I saw this translation once, and ever since it re-invades my brain whenever the Dutch are in the news

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

MASS DEPORTATION NOW ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ᴵ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿᵃˡˡʸ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵉᶠᶦⁿᶦᵗᵉˡʸ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵒᵐˢ

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Perfectly okay with this site being relevant and accessible whenever I need it to be in lieu of becoming another toxic pathogen engineered to make rubbernecking a permanent condition

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oldest graduated college today. She is logarithmically better than me in every possible metric. All credit to her mother

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

in honor of george wendt, a reminder that most male posters look like norm

submitted 14 days ago • 46 comments

Alternate timeline/rewrite, though equally plausible: HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: EEEEEE! (click click) EEEEE! (flopping around in chair) EEEEEI! (scratches face with foot) HASSAN: That's incorrect NOEM: ah my bad I thought you said scabious porpoise

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I watched the Elway drive live. The last time Cleveland sports effectively hurt me space shuttles were still indestructible

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

You are going to fuck up. Unavoidable and can’t be stopped no matter what cheat sheet advice old people give you. The trick is not allowing your fuck-ups to fuck you up. Unlimited self-empathy, you deserve it.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I'll never be able to reconcile the need to remain The Main Character despite having Fuck You money. Just disappear yourself. Why would you publicly date someone 50 years younger & dampen your twilight coaching an 8-win program. Do rich boomers not know about pina coladas & hammocks? It's mystifying

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

to the tune of Oh What a Night by The Four Seasons

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

just gonna slide right past ya, cardinal

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

On a flight and a little boy came out of the lav with his dad and shouted I WENT IN THE POTTY I WENT IN THE POTTTAYYY and took a few high fives on his way down the aisle back to his seat. Celebrate your wins and never take success for granted, thank you little king

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

I went long on the 1st half of the 2025 Rose Bowl

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

PROGRAMMING NOTE: A long read on New Year's Day, 2025. 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

wrote 6,000 words about the 2025 Rose Bowl. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. It's 6,000 words about the 1st half

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

The Browns are basically if Trump was a football team

submitted 38 days ago • 5 comments

The Accountant 2 review: I’m going to need 2-3 more of these, this universe suddenly has Lethal Weapon energy

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

I hate the Browns so much

submitted 40 days ago • 10 comments

CFP: ratings should count toward playoff inclusion, because at the end of the day this sport is a TV show CFP, cont'd: let's keep the title game on a Monday, ending way past midnight - prime TV real estate baybee NCAA Tournament: *stumbles into room with pants around ankles* we are so good at this

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

he's basically the angel of death x all three stooges

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

guys named Nico are on some kind of whatever the opposite of a heater is

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

long overdue for a strong island 🍹

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

FYI we updated the shirt, call it a firmware update drygoods.elevenwarriors.com/collections/...

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Rest in peace Robert McGinnis, Ohio State alum and Buckeye backer to the last. Created iconic mid-century pinups and pulp paperback covers as well as some of the most memorable film posters of the 1960s and 70s. Dead at 99. variety.com/2025/film/pe...

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

The Lone Star Heist, a longread by me about folklore

submitted 62 days ago • 4 comments