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30 years ago. Nicole Sullivan on Mad TV.

submitted 5 days ago • 58 comments

The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary. Just saying.

submitted 40 days ago • 104 comments

“They don’t need to have 250 pencils. They can have 5.”

submitted 43 days ago • 1210 comments

BREAKING: Police just surrounded Rev. William Barber, prominent activist and pastor, as he and others prayed in the U.S. Capitol Rontunda. Police then expelled everyone (including press!) from the Rotunda to (presumably) arrest them. I've covered protests here a lot. Never seen anything like it.

submitted 50 days ago • 539 comments

Christians are not persecuted in the United States

submitted 63 days ago • 698 comments

Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency theonion.com/trump-b...

submitted 69 days ago • 73 comments

2019 is calling and saying, hey, why didn’t you listen

submitted 70 days ago • 1294 comments

I didn’t want this to happen. I voted for the smart black lady.

submitted 72 days ago • 1714 comments

We just ordered some pizza. The pizza place did not order anything from us in return. Does this mean we’re “losing” our trade deficit with the pizza place? 🍕 🤔

submitted 75 days ago • 275 comments

Pretty simple rule of thumb when wondering why the Trump administration does anything is to ask two questions: 1) is it racist? Or 2) are they stupid? Tends to cover most Trump administration stuff.

submitted 76 days ago • 267 comments

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

submitted 75 days ago • 132 comments

Congrats to every Money Genius who supported Trump to lower their own taxes and now has to watch their beloved portfolios fall off a cliff like Wile E. Coyote holding up a funny sign, you deserve it

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I want every CEO who pulled for Trump b/c Biden was old or Kamala was going to do “socialism” to grocery prices to put on their fucking clown makeup today.

submitted 76 days ago • 40 comments

JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse theonion.com/jd-vance-rem...

submitted 92 days ago • 58 comments

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submitted 109 days ago • 1420 comments

yes we know, that's the problem

submitted 112 days ago • 24 comments

Someone better tell DOGE there’s this guy working from home

submitted 117 days ago • 218 comments

my default setting is "root for Team USA in all circumstances because I love my country and its people even when I'm mad at our government" but I think I need to toggle that switch when our government is loudly using the sporting event as pro-annexation propaganda

submitted 117 days ago • 58 comments

"He keeps showing up." theonion.com/trump-u...

submitted 121 days ago • 58 comments