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intergalactic jester for the legal working group overseeing a real estate deal regarding earth
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the ai making people dumber and nuh uh no it isn't crowd are kinding missing the nugget in the paper saying if you do the thing first your thingability scores are increased.

goof factory

fables, tales, legends and fandoms are propaganda by big magic to obscure that this is what the birth of a wizard REALLY looks like.

what kind of psychosis is trashy if you're rich and classy if you're poor?

in the future we heaven banned children according to the quantization of their toys.

today a young lady on reddit revealed that you're allowed to photoshop pictures of cats over people you don't like and it's fine.

they should try the PT Cruiser again. we’re insane enough

The Basilisk has you...

Vibe coding is starting to feel like a really cool puzzle game from the mall that results in tools.

43, white hair, 2-nonenal noticable from the sidewalk, falling out of consciousness from a cigarette, and shaking from palsy; they hit upload

so many diseases converging at once i wonder which one will kill me first (amused)

equipped Mobile Phone. you will experience sustained Psychic Damage until the item is unequipped

This world is ran through

don't let the fact that I'm not okay in the head distract you from my hotness

now we doin 2040

The last couple weeks have been illuminating as to the severity of how trashy I and my family are in how we relate to another. What I did not expect was it to reflect so clearly in the national zeitgeist almost immediately and it says something about all of us that we aren't more embarrassed.

history is basically two guys having a discussion guy 1 (who writes the books): *serenely recalling a quote on the beauty of war referencing men stabbing the shit out of each other guy 2 (actual warlord): yeah uh...that's great

🎵It was only fantasy. The war was to hide what you can't see. No matter how hard you try, you can't break free. And the worms, ate into your brain. 🎵

Absolutely wild to see someone post "well boys, about the only thing that survived the missile attack was my computer" from half way across the world.

this is as normal as it'll ever be

is your wolf bert or ernie?