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randystwin.bsky.social
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Might just reread Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles again with the understanding that the vampires are not in fact "just really close guy friends"

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This week for temporary fun-employment has been great so far. Can't wait to start my new job on Tuesday

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Since none if my previous coworkers are on this app I can speak freely. The company i was working for announced layoffs this week. I volunteered to take the layoff and immediately found a new job. I get to work with one of my best friends on the same street as my house

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Long week. One chapter is closed, another will now open

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Lots of reflection tonight. Maybe it is time i get a bit selfish and not do what is comfortable for comfort's sake

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This Friday I’m throwing a Twitch sleepover party and you’re invited! #twitch #twitchgirls

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Am I allowed to say "if you vote cheeto you get the paws" when someone complains about our tariff surcharge at work?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite work activity is when I tell my coworkers something and I have to answer questions until I basically have repeated the sentence I just fucking said

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

What is the political belief called when you hate all politicians and wish that they would just shut up?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I need a way to have post-election facebook crashouts injected right into my veins

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Pretty disappointed with Puma deciding to do a Harry Potter Collab

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I'm a shit first ask questions later type of guy

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Maybe today I actually hope that email finds you well

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I have been going ti bed early, getting lots of sleep, and coming to work so chipper it scares my coworkers

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Why do 90% of the reality shows about a celebrity family have one member trying to be a popular? Why is the single they release always ass?

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I have decided to take the old man shaking my fist at the sky approach to AI If this was high fantasy this would be the precursor to the story where everyone relies on magic too much. Then it disappears and the world is in shambles

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If fate didn't take my hair I would vlbe unstoppable

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Current economy be like: "I lost my retirement to the hawktuah coin and now I can't make my burrito payment this month. I hope they don't take my eggs

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I keep forgetting to post here. You don't get the consistent dopamine hit from the constant horrors you perceive on the other site

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Living Tariff to Tariff is going to be the new living paycheck to paycheck

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

My patriotism is at an all time high (Canada)

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Reach out to that weird uncle of yours, he probably is not doing well today

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Valentines Day Date Ideas: -Fistfight at waffle house -10 minutes of access to eachother's phones -Crying -Mutually Assured Destruction -Mini golf

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Hey Oedipus, I heard you like em Mom

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

If you watch Supernatural you like emotional availability in men, but only in 2 minute chunks

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

The hog of opportunity is seldom tugged twice

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

If you watched Evangelion you did not have a good relationship with your Dad

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If you could bring back any TV show, which one would it be?

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

I am thinking i have been too online lately. Going to take a break

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Ngl drip goes hard

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

It's Nosferatu time! From what i have heard i am probably going to see some Count OrCock

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone at work has been having issues using their command start and the going theory is that someone's interlock breathalyzer in their car is the culprit

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

The entitlement of some people to go into a streamers discord and insult them is just is insane. That is not your space

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck

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I got sent a video of my baby nephew taking his first steps. Maybe this world isn't such a bad place

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

I want to follow ppl who post ideas that cause you to scream and claw at your eyes and wish you had never been born. where are my people

submitted 126 days ago • 12 comments

Not being able to sleep has me thinking about things. There are people who will come and go from your life. Some of them you will unknowingly slight and never get the opportunity to know where you went wrong. I have learned that people are people and not every situation is a lesson

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone has these interesting "hear me outs". Mine aren't even hear me outs because if you don't agree you are blind

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