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rashanjamal.bsky.social
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Long suffering Atlanta Falcons fan.

Spotify finally recommended something open.spotify.com/track/6Lz2xY...

I don’t hold on to many old head ideas but I’ll NEVER get used to 2 minute songs and 21 minute albums. Your job isn’t finished! Get back in the studio!

Hey, Black romance authors… why do you all hate your mom? Their main characters all seem to have terrible unsupportive moms. What’s with the mommy issues? #BlackBookSky

Unpopular opinion: I liked Cillian Murphy as the Scarecrow more than Heath’s Joker. #LastFourWatched

Are people actually spending money to see The Weeknd act? Even after that horrible HBO show?

2 Chainz!

Every year they look younger and younger to me. If you told me Bub was in middle school I woulda believed you 😆

Hey can y’all stop making funny versions of RG3’s name so my mute will work? 😂

What do you mean? My father just kept his tobacco in here. See, he liked to roll his own cigarettes. They smelled a lot better than the Kools he would buy at the store. And then he would put on the music and be funny and… wait a minute! 😂

MTV True Life: The edible kicked in as i was cutting my hair

#HeartEyes was alright man. I laughed a bunch and the horror was on point too.

Only thing Chili’s ever did wrong was get rid of curbside but I guess I can get outta the car 😂

I’m digging this one! #BlackBookSky

I hope all the Cait.lin Clark discourse doesn’t follow me over here. That was super annoying last WNBA season.

My boys when I tell them to drink some water: No thank you. I’m not thirsty. My boys when I just give them water and don’t say anything:

I havent thought about this song in 30 years and it jist popped in my head open.spotify.com/track/746e59...

A Hero Ain’t Nothing But A Sandwich. I read that before I fully understood what drugs are and it freaked me out.

Reminder: don’t call your mom a crack fiend on your most famous record! #HappyMothersDay

Say bruh, what is a strawberry letter? Does everybody but me understand this term? #BlackSkyOver40

I still be bumpin this like its 2005 and i illegally downloaded it off Limewire youtube.com/watch?v=iQ0n...

Sports reporters be playing up that locker room distraction thing like we all don’t work with a mf we hate. It’s work. We gon do we gotta do and talk shit about him when we get home.

I’m a take this a sign to stretch

Damn, I know Bow Wow was mad in Tokyo Drift. They made him play the weakest Black man in history. 😂

But what about phrases and fragments! So focused on sentences and skipped all over them!

Who casually drops references to Maya Angelou’s inauguration poem for Bill Clinton in 2025? Me: that’s who. I wrote that damn paper on it Freshman year and will never forget that damn mastodon and all the discussion about what it symbolizes. That part I did forget. 😂

Knicks fan since 1983!

And this is why that father took matters into his own hands

I don’t believe in ghosts but I believe in roaches. Ghosts all day!

I wish I had the kind of brain that would allow me to start watching the first movie that sounds interesting instead of searching for the perfect movie for 34 minutes and then settling for whatever.

Black woman authors: my best friend is more like a sister, I’d literally commit murder for her because she is the other half of my heart White woman authors: This skank I call best friend is a horrible person. She treats me like crap but I suck up to her because she’s rich & skinny. #BlackBookSky

“Uggh this math is too easy. It’s like first grade math!” My very offended 2nd grader

Same… and moms wasn’t a fan of him spelling it “kuttin”😂

Black woman authors: I’m thick and curvy and this muscle bound man wants me and I deserve that. White woman authors: uggh if I weigh more than 113 lbs, nobody will ever love me. I better starve myself so I’m not super fat like Gwyneth Paltrow #BlackBookSky

So true!

Jack The Ripper

A real father!

I shouldn’t be admitting this in public but I just heard a Ja Rule song that I liked and I didn’t know that was a thing that could happen.

I don’t know you, but you right!

#LastFourWatched

LL said he the type of guy to leave his draws in your hamper. youtu.be/BZlxvn_jWgM?...

I thought he displayed depth I didn’t know he had in Fatherhood. I was surprised and impressed.

Both my sons just said that gumbo looks nasty and I might need to go on the Maury show. Shoot, they mama got go on too. 😂

Greg Nice before he said “Yo, Dizzy Gillespie plays the sax” in Funky For You