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god damn he's cooking

submitted 13 hours ago • 362 comments

RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

submitted 20 hours ago • 80 comments

Elon breakup, Congress person assassinated, Ice raids, Freedom Floatilla, no kings protest, Mahmoud freed, Iran bombed, Zorhan primary win in one month

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Here's a fun thing that a top donor to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC just told me.

submitted 2 days ago • 260 comments

so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer theonion.com/pete-he...

submitted 4 days ago • 105 comments

Heat Wave Doesn’t Bother Local Contrarian theonion.com/heat-wa...

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

look i don't even care how you feel about comics and superheroes, but the basic premise of Spider-Man having these incredible powers but the whole story always being about his struggles to maintain any semblance of work-life balance is so funny

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry for the mixup, he meant "sees fire."

submitted 4 days ago • 117 comments

The concept of sexual harassment has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor.

submitted 5 days ago • 168 comments

There is no “one and done” in any conflict. The opponent always gets a vote, and unless we’ve prepped for all the things Iran may do we’re gonna have some surprises.

submitted 6 days ago • 167 comments

A small bright light in these troubled times

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...

submitted 6 days ago • 403 comments

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Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.

submitted 9 days ago • 260 comments

LAPD are the real aggressors

submitted 10 days ago • 192 comments

I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.

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Remarkable. MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful." Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd. Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.

submitted 13 days ago • 1091 comments

Only 90s kids will remember this: a precedented event

submitted 14 days ago • 15 comments

If you'll allow me to say it, The Onion is cooking with gas today.

submitted 14 days ago • 234 comments

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

submitted 14 days ago • 617 comments

Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán in an interview with Ben Shapiro: "Of course, Russians attacked Ukraine in breach of international law. And, of course, even after that, we didn't endeavor to de-escalate the situation⤵️

submitted 14 days ago • 43 comments

The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow

submitted 14 days ago • 100 comments

The first U.S. bishop appointed by Pope Leo XIV—a refugee himself—is mobilizing priests to accompany migrants at immigration court on June 20. (Via Christopher Hale)

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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

submitted 15 days ago • 9 comments

i am not being pollyannish when i insist that the people who sign up do not sign up to advance a president’s domestic political agenda www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 15 days ago • 550 comments

𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼, 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. ✊🏻

submitted 17 days ago • 354 comments

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

submitted 17 days ago • 1028 comments

LAPD out there like

submitted 18 days ago • 339 comments

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

submitted 19 days ago • 382 comments

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

submitted 19 days ago • 264 comments

Is this just kind of like repeat it until you believe it yourself? Your boss pardoned everyone who assaulted law enforcement on January 6th. Ass!!!

submitted 19 days ago • 575 comments

Ukrainian helicopter downing a Russian drone

submitted 20 days ago • 151 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 124 comments

I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk. I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.

submitted 21 days ago • 1565 comments

We have an official ruling

submitted 21 days ago • 469 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 22 days ago • 530 comments

Walgreens Unveils New Line Of Shrink-Wrapped Sandwiches To Grab When Something Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong theonion.com/walgree...

submitted 25 days ago • 77 comments