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rattlebone.bsky.social
Left the other place. Here for laughs and compassion for my allies. Orzhov enjoyer. Esper during summer months. Mono blue when depressed.
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submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

Business will be booming for gastrointestinal doctors in Arkansas.

submitted 86 days ago • 1277 comments

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Me, accidentally entering a national military operations chat:

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Played 8 games of MTGA. Got roped 8 times. They need to fix this.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Oh wow, @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social did it

submitted 87 days ago • 553 comments

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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

submitted 88 days ago • 474 comments

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

submitted 98 days ago • 486 comments

Elbows Up, Arms locked. Canada will remain Canada.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Dear american friends in Canada eggs are so cheap that instead of breakfast, we serve them directly onto the heads of our far-right politicians.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

🎯

submitted 97 days ago • 538 comments

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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submitted 96 days ago • 403 comments

Trump's "who is screwing me" tracker: - The European Union - NATO - Canada - Mexico - Ukraine - Panama - All our trades deals (many his) - the Judiciary - Economists - the stock markets Conspicuously unmentioned: - Melania

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submitted 101 days ago • 114 comments

A story in two parts.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

X has been down? Never noticed because I closed my account there months ago.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Morbid Chair

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Shout out to this broken piece.

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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Trump confirms that Musk and Rubio despise each other.

submitted 104 days ago • 780 comments

With international women's day in mind, here are some creative women you should follow: @mtgnerdgirl.bsky.social @zbexx.art @agirlnamedron.bsky.social @amytheamazonian.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @airbubbles.bsky.social @ashlizzleishere.bsky.social @peachypopcos.bsky.social

submitted 104 days ago • 2 comments

I strongly support this.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Just remember, he tried to change the path of a hurricane with a sharpie.

submitted 106 days ago • 435 comments

How dare Al Green disrespect the dignity and honor of a speech threatening our allies

submitted 107 days ago • 50 comments

I accidentally made eye contact with the eggs at the grocery store. $25.

submitted 107 days ago • 80 comments

some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but: 1. eating soup 2. you’re alone

submitted 184 days ago • 297 comments

[the Hindenburg explodes] Oh, the shareholders!

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submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

This.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

NIN touring again soon too! :P

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Golden Age.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.

submitted 108 days ago • 670 comments

Easy to lose this in the noise of the day, but the prime minister of Canada just said the US president, leader of the global hegemon, wants to soften us up economically so he can annex us. That is one of the most remarkable statements, and realities, in our history.

submitted 109 days ago • 366 comments

Golden Age.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Tariff Tuesday to those who celebrate!

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know who this guy is but he's absolute right.

submitted 109 days ago • 1195 comments

Once again a good time in history to be a woman.

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The markets are crashing, we can't afford eggs anymore, the economy is shrinking, our allies are abandoning us... But we'll always have the Gulf of America.

submitted 109 days ago • 1396 comments

After the Wall fell many Russian oligarchs bought condos in Trump Towers. They convinced him to start casinos to launder money & when the top 3 execs asserted Russian malfeasance they were killed in a mysterious helicopter crash. Trump was on trial for overvaluation from that money laundering. 🤷

submitted 109 days ago • 11 comments

That’s right. 🇺🇦

submitted 109 days ago • 329 comments

Art.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.

submitted 112 days ago • 707 comments

Never forget this day, February 28, 2025, when an American president abused and betrayed a democratic ally in the midst of a barbaric war with Russia. This grotesque stain will never wash away.

submitted 112 days ago • 1020 comments