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rattus-norvegicus.bsky.social
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Sorry for the absence. I’ve been very busy eating your wiring and shitting in your pantry.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I wonder if there is more to life than pushing levers and getting coked up

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

If one morning I admitted to using heroin for 25% of my life I would be perfused by the afternoon.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else just wake up and decide it’s a good day to bite fingers?

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

These are the sorts of unrealistic expectations academia pushes on young rats and it needs to stop!

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

For my last act in earth. I hope that I produce such a wild outlier that I set back your dissertation and make your advisor second guess you.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

The shit I would do for sucrose & cocaine.

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments