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LAPD be like

I've never seen the movie longlegs but last night I had a dream about longlegs from the movie longlegs

Can't wait to hear how Schumer plans to find a bipartisan compromise with this

These are the guys funding the right-wing culture war btw

Caprisun in a bottle tastes like Caprisun in a pouch but in a bottle

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

The most narratively satisfying end to this definitely involves Stephen Miller getting his teeth kicked out and his head shoved in an unflushed toilet

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

This is the ideal male form. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

hey blue skies look at my cat

concept: vidio gam

Cinephile who likes Lawrence of Arabia but only for the spanking scene

Legal drinking age should be 6, everywhere

The weed number is now 582 due to inflation

Nostalgia Critic-Ass Pope.

I saw Gavin Newsom load a homeless family into a Waymo and shout, “the ocean please” into the steering wheel and then slap the back of it to send it off like a horse.

The male loneliness epidemic exists solely because fascism and capitalism has made life close to unendurably stressful and young men have not culturally been expected to develop much in the way of emotional functionality. Hang Tate and Rogan and get them all playing baseball, it'll be over in a year

America down so bad for Israel it makes us look stupid 🥵

Theoretically could you defeat this with some unholy alliance of necessity with the ultra nationalists in the legislature? Like if you're truly invested in some idea of America First or American exceptionalism it should be embarrassing to get findommed by your two-bit client state this hard

Everyone hated that!

Sinners (Coogler, 2025):

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

Reportedly, when asked about the leaks, Secretary Hegseth curled up into a ball and repeatedly whined "I'm literally just a girl..."

The hero Gotham deserves

Calling it: next Pope is gonna be the first black pope or first Asian pope or some other demographic breakthrough but will also be a fully pilled anti-woke "gender ideology is killing the west" guy

Whats your hogwarts house oops trick question they're all full of piss all the houses the houses are all full of nothing but piss pick a house get piss you all get piss

Fascists are losers and snitches, bullies and sneaks, creeps and cowards. Fascists are vulgarians, ignoramuses, and knownothings. Fascists are snivelling conformists cosplaying a juvenile rebellion fantasy; sadistic inadequates and entitled crybabies; the petty, the small, the empty, the terrified.

If you're a cis person who bought hogwarts legacy, you owe a trans person $70 immediately. Also you should probably wear a hat that says "dipshit" on it

TW Living nightmare

On the Delfino Airstrip in Super Mario Sunshine, there is a Strollin' Stu that is doomed to walk off the pier and die 14 seconds after the level loads. However, by moving quickly enough, it is possible to reach him before this happens and divert him from his path, saving him.

Yes haha yes hahahaha yeses yeses hahayessssssss

me after I reply to every single political headline with the fucking Martin Niemöller poem that skips the gays:

#1C000LEST 38: Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta My favorite Kendrick mode is twitchy paranoid Kendrick (DNA, euphoria), but swaggering big dick Kendrick is a solid second, and you can scarcely do better than “you can smell it when I’m walkin’ down the street” on that front.

once again I must remind all my new followers 👇🏽👇🏽

Medieval plague doctor but the bird mask is one of these bad boys: