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Night shift nursing staff, please do better. It's every facility where I've worked, it's a known thing in every facility I've heard about, & the evidence is damning both from patient reports & the evidence left around facilities. Please do better. Patients deserve better. Don't f around on the job.

I'm gonna need y'all to cool it with calling anyone you don't like a narcissist. πŸ™„ They exist, but not every person who breaks up with you or writes a memoir or has confidence falls under that category.

One of our residents is telling people she was r4ped bc one of the caretakers took molded food from her refrigerator. How's your day going?

Roommate: *shows off their old video game character which they customized, & it looks just like me* Me: "So, you manifested me into your life. Cool cool cool." πŸ‘€

If you need me, I'll be at my desk repeating what I just said to people who aren't listening.

"Well, you certainly picked a hot day to be a good neighbor." πŸ‘€πŸ˜… Ma'am are you flirting with Mr. Ingalls? He is all the way married. #littlehousedrama #littlehouse #littlehouseontheprairie

I'm genuinely sorry to hear about couples breaking up (especially divorces), but it's a little awkward to hear about every one of them from the husband thru my DMs.πŸ™ˆπŸ˜¬πŸ‘€ #whatdoisay #awkward #sorrybro

When you're the one who asks the tough questions, but it's not like it's easier just because you're brave enough to ask.πŸ™ˆβ˜ οΈ #toughquestions #brave #imsorryimlikethis #internalscreaming

You're all welcome that I'm more into being kind than being petty. Don't push it.☠️ #kindness #bekind

When you know for a fact that you're going to annoy people if you talk, but the ADHD refuses to let you keep your mouth shut. #adhd #annoying #shhh

People walk into our facility (nursing home) & just say, "Is Pat here?" Ma'am, this is not your 3rd grade bestie's house & we have like 9 "Pats" here. Try again. #nursinghome #humor #pat

Moving hours away from family/friends means that they will tell you they miss you, tell you you need to visit, but never (or super rarely) tell you, "I'm coming to YOU!" And I think about that each and every time someone says they miss me back in Ohio. #missyou #movingaway #visit

Them: "You didn't say anything to me all day. Are you mad at me?" Me: "I actually greeted you and said a few things, but you talked over me and ignored everything I was doing." Them: 😳😬😢

Me: "Have a good evening, Sir."😊 Him: "Oh, don't 'Sir' me."😝 Me: "OK. Have a good evening, Ma'am."😊 Him: 😢"...Heh...I guess that's OK."😬 Me: 😁

"This one's for YOU," the visitor said, handing me a rose, "It's called 'Free Spirit'." Everyday magic.🩷🌹

My favorite thing to do is hype people up so that they feel how beautiful their energy can be.πŸ₯° The downside is that they come to expect it from me, & if I'm not careful, I end up holding up their sky for them. #selflove #gratitude #holdingupthesky #kindness #boundaries

I want to be cremated & made into a diamond πŸ’Ž, but if I get a memorial stone, it should read, "Had a lot of questions."

When you care, but you're the default complaint department, so your face just does 😐 at people after a while.

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside downβ€”the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

My roommate got a 3d printer and made a tribute to my late tarantula, Thing.πŸ©·πŸ•·πŸ₯° #tarantula #spider #spooder #3dprint #3dprinter

Someone: *asks rapidfire questions and misses my answering them bc they're too busy spewing more words* Me: *calmly repeating each answer like a robot until they actually listen* This is every day. #trylistening #stfu #listen

Being a quiet person means being a sounding board for literally everyone around. Two things happen: - I know far more than I should. - I hear EVERYTHING. Highly recommended if you want to catch people at their most candid. #candid #quiet #soundingboard #knowtoomuch

Nursing home visitor watching another visitor (much older) sign out & leave: Them: *looks at me* "I thought that was a confused resident walking out..." Me: "That's fair." #nursinghome #nursing #healthcareadmin

Me: *expresses sadness over people being annoyed with me* Person: "Do the shadow work!" Me: "I have and do, daily. For years." Same Person: *gets annoyed with me for not being more positive about it* Me: *back to square one*

The most difficult part of waking up every day is finding the will to live. Or is that just bc I'm in the US? #thisisamerica

I've been approaching office theft issues all wrong. I'm a witch...it's time to start cursing every object around me. Sure, you can borrow my supplies. Might feel like your hands are burning, tho.πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ #officetheft #office #officelife #cursedobject #hex

Person: "Let's get to know each other." Me: "I'm gonna talk about death until you either walk away or come closer." Person: 😐"So, tell me more about your initial instinct to push people away." Me: "F***. They're onto me."😭

I feel like everyone's mom at work. Them: "Do you have a pen?" Me: "There are literally 2 boxes of pens next to you, but yeah, I have a pen you can borrow." 😐 #workmom #office #officelife

CPTSD: because life wasn't difficult enough; we needed triggers and trust issues. #cptsd #mentalhealth #mentalhealthhumor #humor #ptsd

Our team reviewed the entire DOGE website. Nothing they have identified constitutes evidence of fraud or corruptionβ€”both of which are crimes. Feel free to audit us. The funds were allotted by Congress, and OIGs regularly reviewed expenditures for fraud.

They’re doing project 2025, just like we said they would

I'm convinced that it physically hurts most people to put things back where they found them. #putitaway #organization #why #organized

My #hype game is dope when I have the energy to throw at it. #hypegirl #liftyouup #letsgo #youarethebest #YOUtho

Conversation w/resident at nursing home: Him: "Why do you have that thing in your nose?" (referring to my septum piercing) Me: "I wanted it." My brain: Let's not go into the psychology of why body mods are common w/ ppl who have a hx of trauma. This was safe self-harm, my dude. #trauma #bodymods

A drone operator located a lost puppy who had been missing for 34 hours in deep snow. The thermal-imaging footage made for a heartwarming reunion both literally and figuratively. 12/10 (FB: North Country Drone Search & Recovery)

Currently 91 lbs, up from 86, where I was plateaued for about 6 months. Hunger hasn't been a normal feeling for a while, but it's coming back slowly. Eating is a chore, & w/out feeling hunger, it just feels kinda painful after a minute. #hunger #weightgain #asd #audhd #eatingishardok

Seeing other people subtly flirting makes me realize how bad I am at catching it and how aggressively it needs to be done for me to even notice.πŸ‘€πŸ™ˆ #flirting #dating #oops #audhd #winkwink #nudgenudge #saynomore

When in doubt, give thanks for the things that are good. I'm not where I want to be, but look at this warm bed. Look at this food, this water. I may have very little to my name, but I am thankful for the lessons, the love, and the peace. #mentalhealth #selflove #gratitude #thelittlethings #hope

The key to a happy marriage is to slowly release helium into the room whenever an argument starts.

Never be afraid to write your heart out. To write your ass off. To write until your hands cramp. Because when you look back at the miles of ink behind you you might just have a masterpiece.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

Free people, read freely. Free countries don't ban books. Build home libraries of banned books. uniteagainstbookbans.org

Please: If someone admits to you that they were wrong, and indicates real openness to change, do not rub their face in it. Do not shout β€œFAFO” or β€œit’s too late now!” at them. Celebrate and encourage their growth. Push them further. Be supportive.

Just bumped into an old friend.