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razwagner.bsky.social
My body is a meat puppet psychically controlled by a bird who craves violence.
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Balatro is one hell of a drug.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I don't have "dad issues". I have abandonment issue's caused by my dad. Completely different.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I'm told today is midsummer which is a good enough reason to rewatch Midsommar.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Poor Suzi had a very rough weekend requiring a lot of vet visits and expensive diagnostics. We're not out of the woods yet but as long as Suzi tells us she wants to fight we will give her all the support she needs. If you can, please consider helping us with her vet bills! donorbox.org/mmfs-vet

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Tiger vs ice.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The correct response when seeing a German Shepherd dog is to go "wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle". It confuses the owners who feel like no one will mess with their tough dog.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hell yeah. I wonder what impresses Jodie Foster these days.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I have to tell my mom to confirm if I identified a white person correctly.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Sitting down in any crowd is how you die. Liberals are the only ones dumb enough to think doing nothing yields any positive results.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Why's my buddy's dog making the Pixar face?!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

A thing I did with my ex, and still do cause we're still friends, is unironically hype him for normal tasks. You took the fuck out of that trash. You made work your bitch today. You are a king among lions for cleaning the sink.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I've been awake too long.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

LA is too hot for ice. Its gonna melt. If it doesn't melt, an icepick could fix it.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Someone at the local dog park got kicked out for playing loud, high pitched noises to stop the dogs from barking. He also kept telling the black women that racism wasn't real. I'm glad he's gone and I hope he never returns.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else remember that Air BnB commercial at the tail end of quarantine where they played the some "Forever Young"? Seems like the wrong song to play during a pandemic.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Best time for me to buy a new game: when I'm struggling to stay awake at work and need something to activate my autism/adhd.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment